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#31
RE: Future Headlines
October 8, 2022 at 9:01 pm
Baron Trump Legalizes Slavery

Through executive order today, Emperor Baron Trump granted legal ownership of debtors to debtees.  In remarks after the signing, Trump stated, "This was dad's worst nightmare, and thanks to him doing away with the Constitution back in '26, I can make it reality." 
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#32
RE: Future Headlines
October 11, 2022 at 10:32 am
Barron Trump Appointed as America's Youngest Cybersecurity Czar
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#33
RE: Future Headlines
October 11, 2022 at 11:00 am
Ivana Trump Exhumed!!

Missing Top Secret documents finally retrieved

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#34
RE: Future Headlines
October 11, 2022 at 3:02 pm
Trump Loses Elections
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#35
RE: Future Headlines
November 5, 2022 at 9:23 pm
(October 11, 2022 at 3:02 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Trump Loses Elections

Musk Unloads Twitter On Tumblr For $ 13.2 Million - Sole Remaining Advertiser My Pillow Guy Scrambles For Another Outlet
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#36
RE: Future Headlines
November 5, 2022 at 10:31 pm
(November 5, 2022 at 9:23 pm)LinuxGal Wrote:
(October 11, 2022 at 3:02 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Trump Loses Elections

Musk Unloads Twitter On Tumblr For $ 13.2 Million - Sole Remaining Advertiser My Pillow Guy Scrambles For Another Outlet

Hehe I'd pay money to see that happen!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#37
RE: Future Headlines
November 6, 2022 at 12:51 am (This post was last modified: November 6, 2022 at 12:51 am by The Valkyrie.)
Trump soils himself on the way to his execution.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#38
RE: Future Headlines
November 6, 2022 at 1:35 am
Trump executed.
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#39
RE: Future Headlines
November 6, 2022 at 10:00 am
Trump granted mercy & reprieve. His execution has been deemed "Fake News!!"
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#40
RE: Future Headlines
November 6, 2022 at 10:11 am
(November 5, 2022 at 10:31 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(November 5, 2022 at 9:23 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: Musk Unloads Twitter On Tumblr For $ 13.2 Million - Sole Remaining Advertiser My Pillow Guy Scrambles For Another Outlet

Hehe I'd pay money to see that happen!

Actual headline today:

"Elon Musk threatens to 'thermonuclear name and shame' companies that paused advertising on Twitter" (Business Insider)

That sounds like a winning plan the get them to come back and to get other advertisers to come on board!
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