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It's my B-Day Bitches!

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It's my B-Day Bitches!
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RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
December 17, 2011 at 2:56 pm
And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.



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RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
December 18, 2011 at 11:40 am (This post was last modified: December 18, 2011 at 11:42 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(December 17, 2011 at 2:50 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Happy fucking birthday, bitch.

Oh - pro tip. The women are the ones with breasts on two legs. Don't go flirting with the ones on four, despite what the other guys might be doing.

There's no point flirting with the ones on all fours. The deal is sealed. Smile

It was a good birthday. Went out to eat with the wife, caught a movie (left the kids at home), finally passed out about 4am.

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
December 18, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Flirting with the wife while she is on all fours is called foreplay.

I am glad that your day was good to you, wildman.
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RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
December 18, 2011 at 12:24 pm
You're not getting older you're getting bett...........


Aw fuck it. You're getting older.
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RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
December 19, 2011 at 9:28 am
(December 17, 2011 at 11:34 am)Rhythm Wrote: That's right, another year has come and gone and I managed not to swallow any huge crayons or anything. Happy birthday to me! Imma dash off a few posts and then go spread banality and debauchery around the downtown area. Drinks are on me and keep your hands off the jukebox.

A bit late BUT....

HAPPY B'DAY BIATCH!!!

Hope you have a fantastic year mate Thumb up

Cheers!
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RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
December 20, 2011 at 5:34 pm
Congratulations.
Happy birthday you.
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RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
December 20, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Okay.
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RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
December 20, 2011 at 6:04 pm
Happy belated birthday.
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