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It's my B-Day Bitches!
#1
It's my B-Day Bitches!
That's right, another year has come and gone and I managed not to swallow any huge crayons or anything. Happy birthday to me! Imma dash off a few posts and then go spread banality and debauchery around the downtown area. Drinks are on me and keep your hands off the jukebox.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#2
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
Happy Birthday, Rhythm! Say hi to the livestock for me when you get downtown. Wink

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#3
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
Happy birthday you ginger afro'd fuckstain. Have a good one.
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#4
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
Happy birthday, my hairy amigo. Enjoy yourself Smile
Cunt
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#5
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
Have a wonderful day, a chuisle. And come say merry christmas to me on hang out before you drive down to that godforsaken part of the south
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#6
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
Happy birthday, Rhythm. Try not to bore anyone to death talking about plants at the bar.
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#7
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
Plants are not boring!!
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#8
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
Happy B-Day!
Don't Know! Don't Care!
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#9
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
(December 17, 2011 at 12:04 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Plants are not boring!!

Hah, good one.
Cunt
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#10
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
Happy fucking birthday, bitch.

Oh - pro tip. The women are the ones with breasts on two legs. Don't go flirting with the ones on four, despite what the other guys might be doing.
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