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If life is temporary, why is finding a date so HARD?

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If life is temporary, why is finding a date so HARD?
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: If life is temporary, why is finding a date so HARD?
October 25, 2023 at 7:15 am
(October 25, 2023 at 7:10 am)brewer Wrote:
(October 25, 2023 at 12:03 am)Nay_Sayer Wrote: We are nailing these, Grape minds really do think alike.

I don't quite think we're a pear, but close.

Ultimately, the proof will be in the punning.
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RE: If life is temporary, why is finding a date so HARD?
October 25, 2023 at 7:18 am
(October 25, 2023 at 7:15 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 25, 2023 at 7:10 am)brewer Wrote: I don't quite think we're a pear, but close.

Ultimately, the proof will be in the punning.

That's just bananas.
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RE: If life is temporary, why is finding a date so HARD?
October 25, 2023 at 7:30 am
(October 25, 2023 at 7:18 am)brewer Wrote:
(October 25, 2023 at 7:15 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Ultimately, the proof will be in the punning.

That's just bananas.

Ever thus with the yellow peril.
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#104
RE: If life is temporary, why is finding a date so HARD?
October 25, 2023 at 8:16 am
You're all nuts.
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RE: If life is temporary, why is finding a date so HARD?
October 25, 2023 at 9:01 am
(October 25, 2023 at 8:16 am)Angrboda Wrote: You're all nuts.

No need to be a crab apple.
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RE: If life is temporary, why is finding a date so HARD?
October 25, 2023 at 9:12 am
The thought of hot apple pie with ice cream on top just makes

"you're the apple of my eye"

sound creepy.
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RE: If life is temporary, why is finding a date so HARD?
October 25, 2023 at 9:24 am
(October 25, 2023 at 9:01 am)brewer Wrote:
(October 25, 2023 at 8:16 am)Angrboda Wrote: You're all nuts.

No need to be a crab apple.

Wine all you want, it's the truth.
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RE: If life is temporary, why is finding a date so HARD?
October 25, 2023 at 9:28 am
(October 25, 2023 at 9:24 am)Angrboda Wrote:
(October 25, 2023 at 9:01 am)brewer Wrote: No need to be a crab apple.

Wine all you want, it's the truth.

Maybe but still that's not berry nice.
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RE: If life is temporary, why is finding a date so HARD?
October 25, 2023 at 9:36 am (This post was last modified: October 25, 2023 at 9:38 am by Angrboda.)
(October 25, 2023 at 9:28 am)brewer Wrote:
(October 25, 2023 at 9:24 am)Angrboda Wrote: Wine all you want, it's the truth.

Maybe but still that's not berry nice.

Well that's just sour grapes.
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RE: If life is temporary, why is finding a date so HARD?
October 25, 2023 at 9:53 am
(October 25, 2023 at 9:36 am)Angrboda Wrote:
(October 25, 2023 at 9:28 am)brewer Wrote: Maybe but still that's not berry nice.

Well that's just sour grapes.

Sorry, I'll try to be cherry up.
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