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It's A Quote
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RE: It's A Quote
December 11, 2023 at 8:31 am
"I'll be shocked if we don't touch that dead horse today." - Nate Bargatze
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RE: It's A Quote
December 11, 2023 at 9:05 am
“Why don’t you pray, just in case there is a God? For the same reason you don’t cover your doorway with garlic, just in case there are really vampires.” (Ricky Gervais)  Read
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: It's A Quote
December 12, 2023 at 8:14 am
Ironically, Ricky Gervais and God have a lot in common, considering they're both insufferable, self-infatuated blowhards who don't realize their best work is behind them.
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RE: It's A Quote
December 12, 2023 at 7:23 pm
‘Normal is an illusion. What’s normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.’ - Morticia Addams

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RE: It's A Quote
December 13, 2023 at 9:37 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: It's A Quote
December 13, 2023 at 10:05 am
"For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken. No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God." (Leviticus 21:18-21)
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RE: It's A Quote
December 14, 2023 at 8:53 am
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RE: It's A Quote
December 14, 2023 at 9:28 am
Quote:"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)
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RE: It's A Quote
December 14, 2023 at 10:54 am
Quote:"A bitched shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord." (Deuteronomy 23:2)

A bitched is someone who was born outside of wedlock, which means you were born before your parents were married. Being born out of wedlock makes you filthy, apparently; so filthy in fact that it takes ten genetic steps down the line to wash how filthy it makes you.

So your family's 100% awesome to come to church in like a century or two if you're a bitched, which I guess is fair. Wait, but what if your dad abandoned you and your mom after she had given birth to you... that means you're going to be held responsible and deprived of God's love... which...
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RE: It's A Quote
December 14, 2023 at 11:19 am (This post was last modified: December 14, 2023 at 11:20 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(December 14, 2023 at 9:28 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
Quote:"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)

How often do women break up a fistfight by grabbing one of the parties by the balls? Kicking, sure…but grabbing?

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