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Noteworthy News
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 RE: Noteworthy News
March 26, 2024 at 11:08 pm
(This post was last modified: March 27, 2024 at 1:42 am by Jackalope.
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(March 26, 2024 at 3:53 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Larry Fink, CEO of BlackRock, says the idea of Americans being able to retire at 65 is an outdated notion. Ahem. That guy can go take a flying fuck. I've got a better idea involving torches, pitchforks, and a very French solution.
Ronna McDaniel's tenure at NBC was less than .37 Scaramuccis.
Mike Lindell, former pillow magnate and current general purpose douche nozzle, is being evicted from a warehouse in Minnesota for not paying rent.
*tears of joy* Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Trump jumped from sneakers to bibles. I didn't know that greatness and genius also included low hanging fruit desperation.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
 (March 27, 2024 at 6:48 am)brewer Wrote: Trump jumped from sneakers to bibles. I didn't know that greatness and genius also included low hanging fruit desperation. The sneakers are backordered...if they will ever exist. Wonder if the Trumpible will be printed upside down and backward. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius (March 27, 2024 at 9:00 am)arewethereyet Wrote:(March 27, 2024 at 6:48 am)brewer Wrote: Trump jumped from sneakers to bibles. I didn't know that greatness and genius also included low hanging fruit desperation. Probably comes highlighted with passages that support kingdoms, dictators, ethnic cleansing, retribution of wrongs, ...........
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
 (March 27, 2024 at 9:00 am)arewethereyet Wrote:(March 27, 2024 at 6:48 am)brewer Wrote: Trump jumped from sneakers to bibles. I didn't know that greatness and genius also included low hanging fruit desperation. 5999 for the buy bull. 666 and an S for Satan, when inverted. I didn't make it up, but I'm happy to propagate it.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
He apparently didn't read the part about Jesus and the money-changers.
Just more proof that evangelical Christians are morons.
![[Image: extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/zf86M5L7/extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg)  (March 27, 2024 at 9:00 am)arewethereyet Wrote:(March 27, 2024 at 6:48 am)brewer Wrote: Trump jumped from sneakers to bibles. I didn't know that greatness and genius also included low hanging fruit desperation. And on tissue paper for convenience. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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