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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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And who cooked the fish, or did they just eat it raw? And the bread didn't get baked, either. Fucking stupid stories, once the scab is peeled up a bit.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Was Mary there? I pretty sure I see a penis shaped loaf.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
 (September 28, 2024 at 10:06 pm)brewer Wrote: Was Mary there? I pretty sure I see a penis shaped loaf. The loaves are actually shaped like a vagina because, according to "The Gospel of James," Mary's vagina has fire inside; thus, she was able to scorch poor Salome's hand when she tried to make sure that Mary was still a virgin after she gave birth. Certainly, the good Lord didn't put flames into Mary's vagina so she could have a flame thrower between her legs but so she could bake bread for people.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
 (September 29, 2024 at 7:24 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:(September 28, 2024 at 10:06 pm)brewer Wrote: Was Mary there? I pretty sure I see a penis shaped loaf. I suppose that explains the existence of yeast infections. ![[Image: MmQV79M.png]](https://i.imgur.com/MmQV79M.png) (September 29, 2024 at 7:24 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:(September 28, 2024 at 10:06 pm)brewer Wrote: Was Mary there? I pretty sure I see a penis shaped loaf. This explaines why I avoid redheads.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
I can never see Fake Messiah's images, I'm missing out on a lot, huh?
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
(October 1, 2024 at 11:30 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: I can never see Fake Messiah's images, I'm missing out on a lot, huh? What image hoster would you recommend I use? This is a hoster I haven't used before, do you see the image? ![[Image: bdug8a.jpg]](https://files.catbox.moe/bdug8a.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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