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In your opinion what causes Nessies to believe in Nessie?
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In your opinion what causes Nessies to believe in Nessie?
In Scotland, there is a deep lake called Loch Ness. Some people believe that the loch contains a strange creature, known as the Loch Ness Monster. Many claim to have seen it, although no firm evidence of its existence has ever been presented. Believers in the monster are called "Nessies" and those who don't believe are called "Anessies".
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RE: In your opinion what causes Nessies to believe in Nessie?
I'm a general AgLochnist who believes the waters contain a mythical creature but I am not 100% certain if it is Nessie
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RE: In your opinion what causes Nessies to believe in Nessie?
They base their belief on the possibility that a single Plesiosaur is still around 66 million years after all the other ones went extinct.

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Those blurry pictures sold me.
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RE: In your opinion what causes Nessies to believe in Nessie?
The guy who had the submersible with the plesiosaur's head projecting out of the water copped to it decades ago, including showing the device to people. Also, no plesiosaur could live in such frigid water.

As for belief, people in general are stupid and will believe any number of stupid ideas. I've entertained a few, myself.
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RE: In your opinion what causes Nessies to believe in Nessie?
IIRC the Loch is far too young for the plesiosaur hypothesis to hold water, so to speak.
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RE: In your opinion what causes Nessies to believe in Nessie?
I remember believing in nessie. I liked dinosaurs, and like alot of people in the 30's...I didn't understand how easily a picture could be faked. On that note, the zuiyo-maru carcass was even more compelling, because I didn't understand motivated perception and confirmation bias.
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(May 5, 2025 at 12:24 am)Jackalope Wrote: IIRC the Loch is far too young for the plesiosaur hypothesis to hold water, so to speak.

Not important. Belief in Nessie is an article of faith - all one needs to do is entertain the possibility. Evidence is for suckers.

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RE: In your opinion what causes Nessies to believe in Nessie?
That's how the get you.

First they tell you that there's a plesiosaur living in a Loch and provide this as proof...

[Image: Hoaxed-photo-of-the-Loch-Ness-monster.jpg]

Then they tell you plesiosaurs are living all over the world.

[Image: Zuiyo-Maru.jpg]

Then they start telling you about the Lizard People running the shadow government behind the scenes.

And, before you know it, you're eating tofu, with a side of soylent green, and listening to ABBA!!

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RE: In your opinion what causes Nessies to believe in Nessie?
Presumably it has to do with spending too much time with Charlie Sheen.





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