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The Gospel according to Douglas

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The Gospel according to Douglas
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The Gospel according to Douglas
January 8, 2012 at 11:13 pm
They keep popping up everywhere:





Maybe it's time for a Gospel Library.
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RE: The Gospel according to Douglas
January 8, 2012 at 11:21 pm
If you don't mind me saying, I think a video does not make for a good thread.
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RE: The Gospel according to Douglas
January 8, 2012 at 11:49 pm
Jesus using the force...awesome.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: The Gospel according to Douglas
January 9, 2012 at 6:29 am
'Suck on this, you fucking wops' made me actually crease up.
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RE: The Gospel according to Douglas
January 9, 2012 at 7:57 am
(January 8, 2012 at 11:21 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: If you don't mind me saying, I think a video does not make for a good thread.

You're also entitled to your opinion, KM. ROFLOL
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RE: The Gospel according to Douglas
January 9, 2012 at 8:08 am
Isn't this the new,improved, republican jesus??
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RE: The Gospel according to Douglas
January 10, 2012 at 3:16 am
Well, it's certainly more plausible than the Gospels,(and Qur'an) OF COURSE Angels could have machine guns ! They're divine beings,they could what the fuck they liked.

Mehmet doesn't like it? Oh dear,words cannot express how much I care, my entire week is in tatters.

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RE: The Gospel according to Douglas
January 10, 2012 at 3:36 am
Tiger Satan's Pussy!! 'Wizard Cat'!! Devil Meerrrroowww!

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