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New, and need to witness to you . . .
#1
New, and need to witness to you . . .
New, from Seattle area:

I need to give my testimony.

Of course everyone has been told all about Lord Jesus and His doings, but you may be unaware, as I was, that there was a Lady Jesus, and that even today she moves quietly among us.

I now realize that I have encountered her quite a number of times during my life, but until yesterday I did not understand.

I was in my work truck, waiting impatiently at a light, in too much of a hurry over things that really are not important, as usual. There was one car ahead of me. Through its rear window I could dimly see that the driver was a woman with long, flowing hair. With the fingers of her right hand she was idly stroking her hair, as she talked on a cel-phone held in the other hand.

The light turned green and I was ready to go, but only gradually did the woman drop her right hand to the steering wheel and start slowly proceeding through the intersection, still talking on the phone. Very quickly, I was almost bouncing in my seat with annoyance, until finally I shouted aloud but unheard at her rearview mirror, "LOOK, will you quit stroking your hair and put down the damn phone and DRIVE THE CAR, LADY, JESUS!!!!!"

Yes! That's Lady Jesus! I find that I know her well.

Thank you and bless.
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#2
RE: New, and need to witness to you . . .
Ah,

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#3
RE: New, and need to witness to you . . .
Whoa, I like the motto. I think I'll steal it and pass it off as my own.Clap

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RE: New, and need to witness to you . . .
Mexican Leaf Blowers....


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