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Easter!
#1
Easter!
I'M GONNA SPEND IT THROWING EGGS AT THE LOCAL CHURCHES! 8D

(PAINTED eggs, no less!)

What about you guys/girls?
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#2
RE: Easter!
We don't celebrate Easter until the week after.

We have a mutual agreement with the Kids that double the amount of half-priced chocolate eggs is superior to half the amount of full priced chocolate eggs.

We have a chocolate based theology.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
― Tim Minchin, Storm
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#3
RE: Easter!
(March 21, 2012 at 10:53 am)NoMoreFaith Wrote: We don't celebrate Easter until the week after.

We have a mutual agreement with the Kids that double the amount of half-priced chocolate eggs is superior to half the amount of full priced chocolate eggs.

We have a chocolate based theology.

Your cocoa-based theology is irrefutable in its logic and reason.

Therefore I move that it be considered the first valid school of theistic thought.
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#4
RE: Easter!
My God gives me half-priced chocolate eggs, wtf did Yahweh ever do for you.

We're considering celebrating the birth of January Sales as a religious holiday too.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
― Tim Minchin, Storm
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#5
RE: Easter!
I'm going to sleep in and enjoy the peace and quiet.
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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#6
RE: Easter!
My kids and I don't celebrate it.
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#7
RE: Easter!
(March 21, 2012 at 11:14 am)aleialoura Wrote: My kids and I don't celebrate it.

Chocolate God is Disappoint.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
― Tim Minchin, Storm
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#8
RE: Easter!
We eat chocolate every day. Tis law.
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#9
RE: Easter!
(March 21, 2012 at 11:15 am)aleialoura Wrote: We eat chocolate every day. Tis law.

I like this law.
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#10
RE: Easter!
What's Easter? Huh
Make America Great Again! Trump 2020
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