I'M GONNA SPEND IT THROWING EGGS AT THE LOCAL CHURCHES! 8D
(PAINTED eggs, no less!)
What about you guys/girls?
(PAINTED eggs, no less!)
What about you guys/girls?
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Easter!
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We don't celebrate Easter until the week after.
We have a mutual agreement with the Kids that double the amount of half-priced chocolate eggs is superior to half the amount of full priced chocolate eggs. We have a chocolate based theology.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside? The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm  (March 21, 2012 at 10:53 am)NoMoreFaith Wrote: We don't celebrate Easter until the week after. Your cocoa-based theology is irrefutable in its logic and reason. Therefore I move that it be considered the first valid school of theistic thought.
My God gives me half-priced chocolate eggs, wtf did Yahweh ever do for you.
We're considering celebrating the birth of January Sales as a religious holiday too.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside? The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm 
I'm going to sleep in and enjoy the peace and quiet.
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise
 (March 21, 2012 at 11:14 am)aleialoura Wrote: My kids and I don't celebrate it. Chocolate God is Disappoint.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside? The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm   |
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