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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm
He has to be on the inside, he is preaching to much not to be banned. Its April's fool, the day has just begun.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm)One King Wrote: I only recent found out what a poe actually is. You can believe whatever you like - doesn't change the fact that the Lord Jesus Christ is coming for you souls.
Atheists are ignorant and arrogant. God will burn those smiles off your face and choke your wicked words from your throat!
The time for pleasantries has clearly passed. You are all so foolish.
Uh huh. So you keep saying. So what if nothing happens 12 days time?
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Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm)C Rod Wrote: He has to be on the inside, he is preaching to much not to be banned. Its April's fool, the day has just begun.
If he was on the inside, his posts would at least be spelled properly.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm)Aegrus Wrote: (April 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm)One King Wrote: I only recent found out what a poe actually is. You can believe whatever you like - doesn't change the fact that the Lord Jesus Christ is coming for you souls.
Atheists are ignorant and arrogant. God will burn those smiles off your face and choke your wicked words from your throat!
Again with the burning. I'm STILL not burning, you know. Would you care to set a date on when I can expect the fire to consume my flesh? That way I can laugh at you when it doesn't happen.
Christ returns on April 13th. At some point after that your flesh will melt from your body for all eternity little fool.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm)One King Wrote: Christ returns on April 13th. At some point after that your flesh will melt from your body for all eternity little fool.
There is no god but allah..
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 2:03 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm)One King Wrote: Christ returns on April 13th. At some point after that your flesh will melt from your body for all eternity little fool.
Flesh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. I have no flesh. I was hewn from the ancient brimstone of the fallen city itself. From fire I was born, and into the orgiastic inferno I shall return.
The petty words which spew from your mortal mouth trouble me not. Your blades and crucifixes melt under my fiery gaze, just as readily now as they have in all the odd eons passed. You skitter and scamper across the world as fearfully as a rodent, as your kind always has. You have no comprehension of my knowledge, of my power. I am eternal. I am immortal. I am a demon, and your soul is mine.
What falls away is always, and is near.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Please don't ban this guy.
He's amusing to watch.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm)One King Wrote: I only recent found out what a poe actually is. You can believe whatever you like - doesn't change the fact that the Lord Jesus Christ is coming for you souls.
Atheists are ignorant and arrogant. God will burn those smiles off your face and choke your wicked words from your throat!
The time for pleasantries has clearly passed. You are all so foolish.
Ahh stereotypical Christian threats, since when did love thy enemy (Matthew 5:44) become make threats and screw you I buying space lazers. Also if you are a Christian read Romans 12:14: Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse them
also
James 2:24: You see that a person is justified by works and not by faith alone.
or
Job 40:14 Then will I also confess unto thee that thine own right hand can save thee.
Faith is not need to get into heaven
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 2:12 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm)znk666 Wrote: Please don't ban this guy.
He's amusing to watch.
For at least 13 days anyway..... 
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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