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New particle found
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New particle found
April 8, 2012 at 5:28 am
After years of searching the newest particle was found...

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RE: New particle found
April 8, 2012 at 8:28 am (This post was last modified: April 8, 2012 at 8:28 am by le_procyon.)
You have no idea with how much excitement I opened this thread.
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RE: New particle found
April 8, 2012 at 9:31 am
(April 8, 2012 at 8:28 am)le_procyon Wrote: You have no idea with how much excitement I opened this thread.

I was thinking this was related to the Higgs Boson.
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New particle found
April 8, 2012 at 9:33 am
Morons, a fundamental force in the universe.
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RE: New particle found
April 8, 2012 at 10:00 am
The slow moving particle that does the opposite of what reason suggests it should, yes.
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RE: New particle found
April 8, 2012 at 4:50 pm
According to Frank Zappa:

"Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe." Therefore, a moron is the particle that translates stupidity into the real world.
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RE: New particle found
April 8, 2012 at 5:44 pm
Being both incredible dense and extremely common, the newly found moron particle has replaced dark matter as the best explanation of the unseen mass in the universe.
























Nah, not really.

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RE: New particle found
April 26, 2012 at 2:49 am
(April 8, 2012 at 8:28 am)le_procyon Wrote: You have no idea with how much excitement I opened this thread.
Phil, why did you have to trick me. Everyone already knew morons are the weakest force in the universe.

I really did think this could possibly be about the higgs particle.

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