Evolution

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

If we ever did find the creature they asked for I actually would start looking for a wizard. I prefer the Chuck Missler approach , btw, with regards to making arguments against evolution.

"If a monster doesn't leap out of this jar of peanut butter right fucking now evolution did not occur, (ergo god)"
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Prefer this version:

[Minimalist]

Hey, abby.

Let's say, merely for the sake of argument that evolution is false. You do not have to worry about it anymore.

Now. Give us all the evidence in your possession that life began 6,000 years ago in the middle east because your god was playing in the dirt.


We'll wait.

Still waiting, Abby.

Abby, where'd you go? Your god needs you to defend him and you are AWOL.

[Cyberman]

Maybe he's been Ruptured Raptured?

[Phil]

Maybe he's been Ruptured Raptured?

[Abishalom]

Hey, abby.

Let's say, merely for the sake of argument that evolution is false. You do not have to worry about it anymore.

Now. Give us all the evidence in your possession that life began 6,000 years ago in the middle east because your god was playing in the dirt.


We'll wait.

Ignorance is bliss...

Anyway, I thought evolution wasn't the origin of life (it isn't) and this thread is about evolution. Now if you want to talk about the origin of life you can make your own thread about it. I've already left my 2 cents about evolution (it's bologna).

[genkaus]

Ignorance is bliss...

Then you must be the happiest guy on earth.

[Zen Badger]

Hey, abby.

Let's say, merely for the sake of argument that evolution is false. You do not have to worry about it anymore.

Now. Give us all the evidence in your possession that life began 6,000 years ago in the middle east because your god was playing in the dirt.


We'll wait.

Ignorance is bliss...

Anyway, I thought evolution wasn't the origin of life (it isn't) and this thread is about evolution. Now if you want to talk about the origin of life you can make your own thread about it. I've already left my 2 cents about evolution (it's bologna).

There you are wrong.

The only thing against evolution (in your view at least) are the time spans involved.

So the only way you can really disprove Evolution is to prove that the Earth and the universe is only 6000 years old as per your fairytale.

Without that you have fuck all.

[Abishalom]

Hey, abby.

Let's say, merely for the sake of argument that evolution is false. You do not have to worry about it anymore.

Now. Give us all the evidence in your possession that life began 6,000 years ago in the middle east because your god was playing in the dirt.


We'll wait.

Ignorance is bliss...

Anyway, I thought evolution wasn't the origin of life (it isn't) and this thread is about evolution. Now if you want to talk about the origin of life you can make your own thread about it. I've already left my 2 cents about evolution (it's bologna).

There you are wrong.

The only thing against evolution (in your view at least) are the time spans involved.

So the only way you can really disprove Evolution is to prove that the Earth and the universe is only 6000 years old as per your fairytale.

Without that you have fuck all.

I don't "need" the earth to be 6,000 years old (nor did I ever say that) but you NEED for it to 4.5 billion years sold to fit your "slow processes over long periods of time" fantasy.

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Ignorance is bliss...

Then you must be the happiest guy on earth.

Well I'm definitely happy...

[Epimethean]

If you don't have anything to prove here (which you haven't), why do you keep coming back to act as if you have made anything like a cogent case against a 4.5 million year old earth and evolution, both of which have solid scientific support as against your biblical fantasy premise?

[FallentoReason]

I don't "need" the earth to be 6,000 years old (nor did I ever say that) but you NEED for it to 4.5 billion years sold to fit your "slow processes over long periods of time" fantasy.

The number 4.5 billion comes from geology i.e. the oldest terrestrial samples we have to date.