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RE: Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?
July 10, 2012 at 1:56 pm
(July 10, 2012 at 1:47 pm)frankiej Wrote: That is a common occurrence for me
I love you, man! Thank you for not making me feel alone 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?
July 10, 2012 at 2:03 pm
I've got another one. Ok, I'm a limo driver and the world starts flooding and shit. I drive to pick up my ex-wife, her husband (fucking douche) and my kids. Major earthquake happens and I'm like "oh snap!" so I start driving towards a plane. Somehow I outrun an earthquake with my stunt driving skills and we get on this plane. Now, I can't fly for shit but luckily captain douche can so he takes the wheel. He manages to dodge some collapsing buildings with some sweet manuvers. I'm not really sure how he pulled them off, he'd only been to flying school for a few months but whatever.
Long story short, I get a map to a shelter, outrun a super-volcano, douche gets crushed by gears, we escape onto a boat and almost everyone else in the world dies. I get back in with my ex who doesn't seem too upset about her husband dying in one of the most painful ways I can imagine.
We lived happily ever after. :-)
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RE: Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?
July 10, 2012 at 2:04 pm
One time I came home from class and I had completely forgotten that I had locked my bedroom door (hadn't exactly made a habit of it at the time yet as I had just moved into a rather crowded house). So, I tried to open it and when I realized that it was locked, I started knocking.
Don’t ask.
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RE: Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?
July 10, 2012 at 2:09 pm
(July 10, 2012 at 2:03 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: I've got another one. Ok, I'm a limo driver and the world starts flooding and shit. I drive to pick up my ex-wife, her husband (fucking douche) and my kids. Major earthquake happens and I'm like "oh snap!" so I start driving towards a plane. Somehow I outrun an earthquake with my stunt driving skills and we get on this plane. Now, I can't fly for shit but luckily captain douche can so he takes the wheel. He manages to dodge some collapsing buildings with some sweet manuvers. I'm not really sure how he pulled them off, he'd only been to flying school for a few months but whatever.
Long story short, I get a map to a shelter, outrun a super-volcano, douche gets crushed by gears, we escape onto a boat and almost everyone else in the world dies. I get back in with my ex who doesn't seem too upset about her husband dying in one of the most painful ways I can imagine.
We lived happily ever after. :-)
This sound familiar..
Maybe I did the same..
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?
July 10, 2012 at 2:20 pm
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Ok, *now* I'm pulling out the big guns. Top this shit.
Right so I'm having a feast with my friends and suddenly I pipe up and say "Yo dawgs.". They like "sup man." I say "See this bread? That shits my flesh. See this wine? Thats my *blood*."
Petes like "Oh Jesus, you crazy."
I'm getting pissed at this point "Don't you call me crazy bitch, you deny me three times."
Pete gets scared "Whoa man, I'd never betray you. Come on, we all friends here. Lets just mellow out."
Shit got awkward after that so I took a long drag and when I came to these roman assholes are getting ready to nail my hands. Out of the corner of my eye I see Pete "I don't know that bitch, he crazy. No sir, na-uh."
The last thing I shouted at him was "Motherfucker!"
He laughs "Yo fool, if you happy clap your hands!"
Anyway, long story short I died for everyones sins, rose then forgave everyone cause thats how I get shit done. The end.
(p.s. Except Judas, I got some medieval motherfuckas on his ass.)
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RE: Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?
July 10, 2012 at 2:22 pm
(July 10, 2012 at 2:20 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: The last thing I shouted at him was "Motherfucker!"
He laughs "Yo fool, if you happy clap your hands!"
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RE: Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?
July 10, 2012 at 2:38 pm
The other day I made macaroni and cheese and forgot to strain the noodles before I put in the cheese.
Macaroni and cheese soup, anyone?
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RE: Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?
July 10, 2012 at 2:42 pm
(July 10, 2012 at 2:38 pm)aleialoura Wrote: The other day I made macaroni and cheese and forgot to strain the noodles before I put in the cheese.
Macaroni and cheese soup, anyone?
Sluuuuuuurp!
What?! I'm hungry!
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RE: Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?
July 10, 2012 at 2:53 pm
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Hold onto your hats people, this ones a shocker.
Ok so I was a scientist with the military... or a soilder with scientific expertese... I don't know, I wasn't paying attention but anyway. British scientist accidently creates a virus that turns people into blood sucking monsters while trying to cure cancer, because thats what British people do apparently, my wife and kid dies in an explosion and suddenly I'm the only human being in the city.
I spend my days talking to a dog, listening to the same bob marley song over and over, trying to fuck a mannequin and researching a cure. After a while of fuck all happening I fall for a blatant trap, my dog gets infected and I have to kill him.
This makes me all the more determined to fuck the mannequin but my sobbing chat up line about making my dog a promise was met with a stony silence. Then I tried to kill myself by screaming alot. I get saved by this fuckwit and her kid who leads the horde straight to my home just as I've discovered the cure. After shouting at her about eggs and spending a minute trying to converse with a group of rabid bald people I give the cure to ms fuckwit and her runtish child and charge at the bald people with a grenade. Why I didn't throw it and take cover with the others is a mystery.
The end.
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RE: Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?
July 10, 2012 at 2:55 pm
That dog was a 'her'.. 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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