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Hello, I love Jesus
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Welcome!
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#22
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Welcome!

I love Jesus too. So, how do you know my gay Latino gardener?
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(September 18, 2012 at 4:33 am)frankiej Wrote: Welcome!

I love Jesus too. So, how do you know my gay Latino gardener?

I'm trying to imagine how Jesus would do in Broughty Ferry. Fairly badly, at a guess. This Place Is Dead
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(September 18, 2012 at 5:20 am)Red Celt Wrote:
(September 18, 2012 at 4:33 am)frankiej Wrote: Welcome!

I love Jesus too. So, how do you know my gay Latino gardener?

I'm trying to imagine how Jesus would do in Broughty Ferry. Fairly badly, at a guess. This Place Is Dead

Yup, all he would find are pubs and old people. He might enjoy the beach though. Tongue
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(September 18, 2012 at 5:24 am)frankiej Wrote:
(September 18, 2012 at 5:20 am)Red Celt Wrote: I'm trying to imagine how Jesus would do in Broughty Ferry. Fairly badly, at a guess. This Place Is Dead

Yup, all he would find are pubs and old people. He might enjoy the beach though. Tongue

But how could he display his hot Latino body on the beach, under several layers of knitwear? He'd be standing there, saying "Ferry? No hay ferry!"
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With ravine, shriek'd against his creed

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Welcome, Reasonable_Jeff. I'm apophenia, but you can call me Cockworthy Hannah.


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Welcome aboard, Mr Reasonable.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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A protestant nice.

Also i found this to be 100% true

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(September 18, 2012 at 12:29 am)Polaris Wrote:
(September 18, 2012 at 12:11 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Hiya and welcome to AF!

Protestant, eh? I always find it funny that Martin Luther didn't want to be part of the Catholic church due to the rigid stuffiness of their dogma, and yet he seems to be such and uptight person with a humongous stick up his arse. Talk about out of the frying pan.. Tongue

At least he got to have sex.

Yeah he married a nun.

That's just kinky.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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