You're Welcome, Boys.

[Cinjin]

First things first ... that was funny summerqueen. thank you. I laughed heartily.

Secondly though, manscaping is not that difficult and doing it too often and too perfectly makes you a little too effeminate anyway IMHO.


For the record:

I don't do pedicures, manicures, hot baths, mud facials, spa treatments, colon cleanses, skin peals, Botox, hair plugs, hot wax or any other ridiculous, self-absorbed, metro-sexual, watered-down-man activity.

I'm John Wayne mother fucker. I don't apologize for being a man and I sure as hell am not about to go put acid on my balls because some artsy fartsy Cosmo college bitch likes her boy toys straight out of the Abercrombie (Pedophile's Masturbatory Aide) magazine.