RE: Member Awards 2012 - Results!
January 9, 2013 at 3:42 pm
(This post was last modified: January 9, 2013 at 3:46 pm by YahwehIsTheWay.)
Praise the Lord that I tied for the bronze medal on the "funniest". Who says we Christians aren't funny? I even beat out Statler Waldork, and man, he was one hilarious True Christian ™. Anyone seen his riff on presuppositionalism? Has em rolling in the aisles.
As always, to God be the Glory, though why He would allow some foul-mouthed heathen trash like Min beat me for the win is beyond me. I can only assume Min rides around in an iron chariot.
My goal is to work hard in the coming year to Praise His Name, that he (and the members here) might allow me to take home the gold at the next award. That way, everyone will know that no one can do comedy like a True Christian ™ preaching the Gospel of Christ. Amen!
Oh, and my evil twin, DeistPaladin said he wanted to humbly thank everyone for the honor of being given an award for "Best Debater" and the bronze in "Best Poster". Personally, I don't think that's fair. That Hellbound trash only won that debate against Chippy because that phony Christian fool didn't know his own Bible and wound up getting clubbed over the head with it. That's what you get when you let some phony Christian who spends too much time reading Strobel and not enough time reading the revered Word of God be the champion of Christ.
Thank you again and watch out Min, I'm coming for your title next year!
P.S. I was also hoping to pick up an award for "Best Theist" but I got disqualified for some strange reason. I wonder why? I'll have to pray on that...
As always, to God be the Glory, though why He would allow some foul-mouthed heathen trash like Min beat me for the win is beyond me. I can only assume Min rides around in an iron chariot.
My goal is to work hard in the coming year to Praise His Name, that he (and the members here) might allow me to take home the gold at the next award. That way, everyone will know that no one can do comedy like a True Christian ™ preaching the Gospel of Christ. Amen!
Oh, and my evil twin, DeistPaladin said he wanted to humbly thank everyone for the honor of being given an award for "Best Debater" and the bronze in "Best Poster". Personally, I don't think that's fair. That Hellbound trash only won that debate against Chippy because that phony Christian fool didn't know his own Bible and wound up getting clubbed over the head with it. That's what you get when you let some phony Christian who spends too much time reading Strobel and not enough time reading the revered Word of God be the champion of Christ.
Thank you again and watch out Min, I'm coming for your title next year!
P.S. I was also hoping to pick up an award for "Best Theist" but I got disqualified for some strange reason. I wonder why? I'll have to pray on that...
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
