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What would make you believe?
March 4, 2013 at 9:45 pm
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Atheists, would you turn to islam if several apparitions appeared in the sky world wide, thousands of them, and telepathically communicated to you on a yearly basis to keep believing in sunni islam, and the word of muhammad, and magically re translated all qurans to have the same translation to avoid deviation every year.
Would you convert to sunni islam?
Additionally!!!!!
All the verses are turned into the politically correct verses the muslims on this forum are telling us is accurate, beat doesnt mean beat when it talks about beating women and so on, so if youre gay or a woman or whatever the quran treats you with fairness.
I would, just saying.
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RE: What would make you believe?
March 4, 2013 at 9:49 pm
?
Why?!
Even if, and that is a big IF, it wouldnt change the fact that islam is tyranical and opressive.
Human secular values are superior. So I guess I would resist.
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RE: What would make you believe?
March 4, 2013 at 10:20 pm
(March 4, 2013 at 9:49 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: ?
Why?!
Even if, and that is a big IF, it wouldnt change the fact that islam is tyranical and opressive.
Human secular values are superior. So I guess I would resist.
The islam we know in this world is tyrannical an oppressive, my point is if islam was as politically correct as you want it to be, and you knew that allah did exist for sure.
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RE: What would make you believe?
March 4, 2013 at 10:24 pm
I've already experienced that sort of shit. It's called psychosis, and the medication made it go away.
So, no, that would not make me turn to islam.
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RE: What would make you believe?
March 4, 2013 at 10:25 pm
I simply neglect the Idea of a higher being. To declare someone infirior is worse enought but to be declared infirior? Why?!
I would never accept myself being declared infirior since it simply calls for the supirior being to infringe my rights.
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RE: What would make you believe?
March 4, 2013 at 10:26 pm
Yeah, sure...unless some equally nutty shiite came up with an equally impressive display of magic tricks. I mean really if I had a parrot that shit gold nuggets I would think that was way more impressive than some stupid god crap.
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RE: What would make you believe?
March 4, 2013 at 10:39 pm
(March 4, 2013 at 10:26 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Yeah, sure...unless some equally nutty shiite came up with an equally impressive display of magic tricks. I mean really if I had a parrot that shit gold nuggets I would think that was way more impressive than some stupid god crap.
No this wouldn't be a simple magic trick, everyone could have a one on one discussion with the angels, they could perform miracles, even introduce you to long lost loves who are the only ones who know specific information about you and so on.
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RE: What would make you believe?
March 4, 2013 at 10:47 pm
Yeah, well, to answer the OP, here's a list of things that could convert me.
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RE: What would make you believe?
March 4, 2013 at 10:48 pm
(March 4, 2013 at 10:47 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Yeah, well, to answer the OP, here's a list of things that could convert me.
That website was too long to read, do you mean you could be converted to islam?
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RE: What would make you believe?
March 4, 2013 at 10:59 pm
Potentially, if,
* in the Quran, there was a real (non-fabricated), unambiguous, unprecedented (nothing like a coming famine or an age of apostasy), verifiable prophecy and it isn't just one in a thousand.
* in the Quran, there is scientific knowledge unknown prior to its writing (once again unfabricated). And when I say unknown prior to its writing, I don't mean the stuff that ancient Greeks knew but Medieval Europe didn't. I'm talking shit like quantum mechanics, DNA, that sort of thing.
* there were real miracles, and not just arrangements in food that look like Arabic calligraphy or crows whose caws sound vaguely like "Allah" (and yes, there are people who claim these prove Islam)
* If Allah showed up, and probably did the same shit he did to Mohammed.
* If Aliens on another planet turned out to be muslims.
That's the sort of shit that could convert me. But, of course, none of that's happened.
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