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Be offended by the post above yours
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Be offended by the post above yours
I'm offended I had to start this thread.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
(June 3, 2013 at 1:34 pm)little_monkey Wrote: I'm offended I had to start this thread.

I take great offense to your offense, and to your very existence. You oughtta be ashamed of yourself.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
Using the word "offense" twice in the same sentence is an offense of highest level.
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(June 3, 2013 at 1:44 pm)little_monkey Wrote: Using the word "offense" twice in the same sentence is an offense of highest level.

Indeed. Accordingly, it ought to be perfectly understandable why I'm extremely offended by what you wrote.

* Jackalope is writing his congressman to express his outrage.
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(June 3, 2013 at 1:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(June 3, 2013 at 1:44 pm)little_monkey Wrote: Using the word "offense" twice in the same sentence is an offense of highest level.

Indeed. Accordingly, it ought to be perfectly understandable why I'm extremely offended by what you wrote.

* Cthulhu Dreaming is writing his congressman to express his outrage.

Anyone saying, "perfectly understandable", an oxymoron by any measure, is doubly offensive.
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I'm offended that you would waste my congress's time so heinously, and so I will also be writing a letter, requesting that your letters be shitcanned upon arrival- and that you be sent a bill for their disposal.

I'm also offended by the speed at which Monkey posts.
* and germans
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
"Shitcanned" is offensive.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
I agree... that you haven't been shitcanned offends me. Deeply. Smile
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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I'm going to have to be the devils advocate here and be the only one not offended. But then again, there's so much talk about being offended that I can't figure out what you're actually arguing about.
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