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Sum up your last sexual encounter
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 7, 2013 at 8:42 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2013 at 9:21 pm by Walking Void.)
Let it sink in.

Edit- By the way that ^ is not a movie... I think.
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 7, 2013 at 11:13 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2013 at 11:13 pm by Rahul.)
There Will Be Blood









Wife is having her special time.








Doesn't stop me.
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 7, 2013 at 11:16 pm
Although I'm glad to see you guys are open minded and not pussies: There will be blood has been mentioned 3 times now!


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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 7, 2013 at 11:18 pm
(June 7, 2013 at 11:16 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Although I'm glad to see you guys are open minded and not pussies: There will be blood has been mentioned 3 times now!


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Has it? My wife told me she was GOING TO THE SPA!

WHO ELSE SAID IT!
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 7, 2013 at 11:22 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2013 at 11:23 pm by Cato.)
Predator.

Particularly when she looks at me and says "you're one ugley mother fucker".
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 7, 2013 at 11:23 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2013 at 11:24 pm by Walking Void.)
Dinosaur (another Disney movie).

The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars.

007 Die Another Day.

King Kong.

Batman and Robin.

Sherlock Holmes.
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 7, 2013 at 11:36 pm
There will be blood count: FrankieJ, Littleendian, Rahul.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#128
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 7, 2013 at 11:39 pm
Met a freak and she had a lot of "accessories" so........Toy Story.
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 7, 2013 at 11:49 pm
(June 7, 2013 at 11:36 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: There will be blood count: FrankieJ, Littleendian, Rahul.

Oh, I already realized those two guys were boinking the missus. I thought it was two totally other guys.
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 8, 2013 at 12:15 am (This post was last modified: June 8, 2013 at 12:49 am by Walking Void.)
Dr. Dolittle

Mr. Deeds

The Shaggy Dog

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

20000 Leagues Under the Sea

It Came From Outer Space

The Thing

The Fantastic 4
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