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Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 3:30 am (This post was last modified: June 5, 2013 at 3:31 am by Mystical.)
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I'll startWink

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 3:35 am (This post was last modified: June 5, 2013 at 3:35 am by littleendian.)
(June 5, 2013 at 3:30 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Alone in the dark
ROFLMAO

Um, how about...

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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 3:36 am (This post was last modified: June 5, 2013 at 3:37 am by Mystical.)
Scream x)
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 3:39 am
(June 5, 2013 at 3:36 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Scream x)
Was that a good scream or a bad scream?
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 3:40 am (This post was last modified: June 5, 2013 at 3:41 am by Mystical.)
Lady and the tramp
Both. It was good till he put his hand over my mouth Tongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 3:52 am
"Sum up your last sexual encounter"... such possibilities... alas. I will play.

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June 5, 2013 at 3:54 am
I Am Legend

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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 3:57 am
(June 5, 2013 at 3:54 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I Am Legend
Weird, says there you're allergic to bullshit Wink
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 3:57 am (This post was last modified: June 5, 2013 at 3:58 am by Mystical.)
Violet...I dare not ask why that one comes to mind.

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 3:59 am
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