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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 6, 2013 at 6:35 am
(July 2, 2013 at 4:47 am)Stue Denim Wrote: Based on wikipedia research that verse (which I'm not entirely sure is biblical by the way) should read as follows, I think:
Spankest not thine monkey, lest thou spillst thine seed upon the ground which was meant for begetting!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Moder...h#Pronouns
Also, it's not entirely clear in your verse whether it's the seed or the ground that is meant for begetting, this sort of nonsense is how you end up with sects humping the soil, but not the surface of it. Perhaps the verse is simply explaining proper agricultural techniques.
God made Adam from soil right?
Also, I had to look up how to conjugate beget. Teehee.
Oops. Thanks for setting me straight. Never having actually masterbated a monkey, I didn't know. 
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 6, 2013 at 12:18 pm
"Masturbation is Un-American"
Maybe not but it is human.
Or canine, ape, anything that can really.
You gotta love that opposable thumb though, and pity the critters that lack them.
Anyway it seems to me the US produces plenty of wankers.
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 6, 2013 at 12:24 pm
(July 6, 2013 at 12:18 pm)The Magic Pudding Wrote: "Masturbation is Un-American"
Maybe not but it is human.
Or canine, ape, anything that can really.
You gotta love that opposable thumb though, and pity the critters that lack them.
Anyway it seems to me the US produces plenty of wankers.
Sadly those Americans who refuse to pull the pudding for real often attempt to take their wanking to another level in public office. Republicans love these sorts of candidates.
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 7, 2013 at 5:02 am
(July 6, 2013 at 12:18 pm)The Magic Pudding Wrote: "Masturbation is Un-American"
Then how come there are so many american porn movies?
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 7, 2013 at 9:37 am
Un-american huh? 
'Scuse me while I go commit treason..... 
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 7, 2013 at 10:13 am
*gets a visual of a Walrus doin that
Shudders
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Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 7, 2013 at 10:16 am
(July 7, 2013 at 10:13 am)missluckie26 Wrote: *gets a visual of a Walrus doin that
Shudders
What? No blubber love? 
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 7, 2013 at 10:17 am
You will notice that I'm being obviously non-commitant on this thread. There's no way anything I could say about this subject that would turn out well for me.
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 7, 2013 at 11:00 am
Well, your sig does say fuck the man in the sky
Walruses have some of the biggest ehm you know whats in the world I'm pretty sure. Right up there with the sperm whale
Yeah I pick up useless (and incriminating) information, what of it?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 7, 2013 at 11:50 am
(July 7, 2013 at 11:00 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Walruses have some of the biggest ehm you know whats in the world I'm pretty sure. Right up there with the sperm whale
You figured me out. 
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