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The Atheist Takeover: Plan B

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The Atheist Takeover: Plan B
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The Atheist Takeover: Plan B
October 15, 2013 at 8:37 pm
A certain beloved Turkish nationalist forum member shared the following thought on the manner in which "artificial minorities" (e.g., gays) deliberately outwit the opposition:

"In short, minorities do have their ways of trying to gain a psychological advantage over the majority. Like you say, "if they don't give us what we want, we're going to go out in freaky latex suits with dildos protruding from their sides or wearing wigs and fake tits just to show the public we can actually mock them and they can't say anything about it."

If atheists/agnostics can qualify as an "artificial minority" -- and if this whole reasoned debate and asking for good evidence thing doesn't work out -- this might be the way to go.

If nothing else, it would be a hell of a party.
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RE: The Atheist Takeover: Plan B
October 15, 2013 at 8:46 pm
Fabulous. Put me down for a dildo dreadlocks wig.
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RE: The Atheist Takeover: Plan B
October 15, 2013 at 8:51 pm
Or as Daffy Duck told the Shropshire Slasher: "you may be big, but I'm small!"
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: The Atheist Takeover: Plan B
October 15, 2013 at 9:10 pm
I have a Barbarella costume I'm dying to wear outside Halloween(and my anniversary).

Count me in.
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RE: The Atheist Takeover: Plan B
October 15, 2013 at 9:46 pm
Dildo dreadlocks wig, Barbarella costume . . . nice! Out there -- but nice. I'm much too modest for such displays, so at the risk of being dull I plan to keep it simple: freaky latex suit with dildos protruding from my sides.

What can I say? I'm a traditional kind of guy.
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RE: The Atheist Takeover: Plan B
October 16, 2013 at 2:32 am
I'm in as well Wink Shades


When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: The Atheist Takeover: Plan B
October 16, 2013 at 2:39 am
You mean I can be a part of two artifical minorities? WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
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RE: The Atheist Takeover: Plan B
October 16, 2013 at 2:57 am (This post was last modified: October 16, 2013 at 2:58 am by max-greece.)
Well I can wear a dildo suit but because of my background they will have to be circumcised.
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RE: The Atheist Takeover: Plan B
October 16, 2013 at 9:04 am
(October 16, 2013 at 2:32 am)Kayenneh Wrote: I'm in as well :wink-shades:



Show off! I can't compete with that! Well...maybe if I shave my man boobs and wear a paper bag on my head...

Sigh.

*mee-ow!* :)
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RE: The Atheist Takeover: Plan B
October 16, 2013 at 9:11 am (This post was last modified: October 16, 2013 at 9:17 am by Kayenneh.)
(October 16, 2013 at 9:04 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Show off! I can't compete with that! Well...maybe if I shave my man boobs and wear a paper bag on my head...

Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful! *flips hand through hair* Big Grin

And besides, one spanking device clipped on to my hip isn't deviant enough, we need to add the vibrators and geisha beads to the costume, man! Wink
(After all, I'm part of at least three minorities, I need to be the most leather clad of the bunch!)
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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