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Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
Thread derailing... level: proficient!
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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
(November 5, 2013 at 4:27 am)Esquilax Wrote: Yup, super glad that a thread specifically about me turned to this subject...

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Blame your missus Tongue
Sum ergo sum
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(November 5, 2013 at 4:27 am)Esquilax Wrote: Yup, super glad that a thread specifically about me turned to this subject...

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(November 5, 2013 at 5:57 am)pocaracas Wrote: Thread derailing... level: proficient!

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See, biscuits mean something totally different where I come from. In 'Merica they're like dumplings. You butter those biscuits or you put gravy on them.. You fruit jam them or you slather honey on em. Some people butter them then honey stick em. You peanutbutter them or you stick a sausage in there with some eggs. Bacon is good too. Where's the Bacon? Biscuits are far higher on the totem pole than mere cookies. And given the choice between two cookies I've never tried before : Im going to go with TimTams. In conclusion, stop trying to shove your biscuits down peoples throats! Not everyone likes that.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
(November 5, 2013 at 11:19 am)missluckie26 Wrote: See, biscuits mean something totally different where I come from...
Where I'm from, biscuits can also mean:

- nice (e.g. "that was well biscuity")
- tits (because they're nice)
Sum ergo sum
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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
Which is exactly why I thought it odd that you keep offering to butter my biscuits Thinking
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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Confused Fall
Sum ergo sum
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*stretches
Well, I think my work is done here.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
(November 5, 2013 at 11:19 am)missluckie26 Wrote: See, biscuits mean something totally different where I come from. In 'Merica they're like dumplings. You butter those biscuits or you put gravy on them.. You fruit jam them or you slather honey on em. Some people butter them then honey stick em. You peanutbutter them or you stick a sausage in there with some eggs. Bacon is good too. Where's the Bacon? Biscuits are far higher on the totem pole than mere cookies. And given the choice between two cookies I've never tried before : Im going to go with TimTams. In conclusion, stop trying to shove your biscuits down peoples throats! Not everyone likes that.

Oh fuck, now I gotta go masturbate again.


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congrats Smile
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