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Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
(October 26, 2013 at 11:00 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: We have virgins here?!!!.??

When did that happen?..

Oh hang, I remember,

Catfish, John V, Statler, Polaris........

... Do I count? I mean, I've never had a chance to break my hymen~

May I claim virginity off of this?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#42
RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
Well, I'm a born-again virgin, to all intents and purposes anyway. Should I wash my white robe and leave my knickers off? Again?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#43
RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#44
RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
(October 27, 2013 at 2:34 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(October 26, 2013 at 11:00 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: We have virgins here?!!!.??

When did that happen?..

Oh hang, I remember,

Catfish, John V, Statler, Polaris........

... Do I count? I mean, I've never had a chance to break my hymen~

May I claim virginity off of this?
What hymen?
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#45
RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
(October 24, 2013 at 4:10 pm)Rayaan Wrote: Esquilax is the new staff in town


Welcome sir. I am exceptionally pleased to see you promoted to MOD.
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#46
RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
(October 27, 2013 at 4:42 pm)pocaracas Wrote: What hymen?

Exactly Smile Can't have broken what you never had Tiger

Therefore: virginity Levitate
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#47
RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
Well done Esq.
Gave you your first rep, knew you'd achieve greatness Wink
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(October 30, 2013 at 4:36 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Well done Esq.
Gave you your first rep, knew you'd achieve greatness Wink

And then I became a mod, and dashed that prediction quite expertly. Big Grin
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

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#49
RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
Congrats!!
Sum ergo sum
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#50
RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
Ben! Dear lord man! No one wants those biscuits fgs!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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