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AF.org Gold Membership
#41
RE: AF.org Gold Membership
Well I'll just start a brunette membership.
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#42
RE: AF.org Gold Membership
(January 10, 2014 at 10:26 am)MarxRaptor Wrote: So can we call Tibs up just to argue if we buy Gold?

Much like the catholic god, if you want anything off him you gotta pay up.

Another perk of gold membership is that when you die Tiberius puts in a good word on your behalf to Zeus. So I can rest easy knowing I won't have a lightning bolt stuck up my ass when I pass through the river Styx.
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#43
RE: AF.org Gold Membership
(January 10, 2014 at 1:19 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:
(January 10, 2014 at 10:26 am)MarxRaptor Wrote: So can we call Tibs up just to argue if we buy Gold?

Much like the catholic god, if you want anything off him you gotta pay up.

Another perk of gold membership is that when you die Tiberius puts in a good word on your behalf to Zeus. So I can rest easy knowing I won't have a lightning bolt stuck up my ass when I pass through the river Styx.

Sorry, that's a benefit only available to Lifetime Plutonium members.
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#44
RE: AF.org Gold Membership
(January 10, 2014 at 12:40 pm)ElleBelle Wrote: Well I'll just start a brunette membership.

So just a plain, old, ordinary membership like every guy already has?
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#45
RE: AF.org Gold Membership
(January 10, 2014 at 11:29 pm)bennyboy Wrote:
(January 10, 2014 at 12:40 pm)ElleBelle Wrote: Well I'll just start a brunette membership.

So just a plain, old, ordinary membership like every guy already has?

:'(
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#46
RE: AF.org Gold Membership
(January 11, 2014 at 2:56 am)ElleBelle Wrote: :'(

Consoling
It's all right, almost every member is a valued member!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#47
RE: AF.org Gold Membership
Fine. I'm creating my own level of membership.
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#48
RE: AF.org Gold Membership
(January 11, 2014 at 9:36 am)ElleBelle Wrote: Fine. I'm creating my own level of membership.
Do membership benefits include a bubble bath, a box of chocolates, and unfathomable loneliness? Reminds me of college. Tongue
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#49
RE: AF.org Gold Membership
I'd really like a bubble bath right now.
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#50
RE: AF.org Gold Membership
(January 11, 2014 at 7:58 pm)ElleBelle Wrote: I'd really like a bubble bath right now.

I misread that as "bubble butt".
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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