Universal Religion Cardinal Teachings (1-5) of (32)

[Tonus]

Isn't it interesting, fellows, how many people come into our forum claiming to have irrefutable proof of god, but are completely unwilling to actually provide it in any of their threads?

He has to make sure we're ready when the proof comes. He has to carefully 'prime the pump' to make sure there's a good hot load of irrefutable proof that he can spew all over our faces.

[max-greece]

That it should be taught to every soul that lives, and made part and parcel of the over-all personality:

Well - taking you at your word I showed this to my Dog Naomi. She got up, stretched, scratched, sniiffed and then took a dump.

Its a miracle - but a shit one.

1. That God functions through His laws, and can be realized spiritually in man's soul through his mind, mentally in man's mind through his brain and physically in man's brain through his five objective senses.

And these laws - the're written down somewhere?

2. That God is the Absolute - perfect, omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, good, just and unchanging.

And we know this........how exactly?

3. That God is not only spirit, but is everything physical and non-physical.

I was hoping for "but is beer as well."

4. That there is only one eternal Force, but various manifestations of the Force.

You mean....the Dark Side? Use the force Luke - we're out of toilet paper again.

5. That God is not a mystery, nor is he an incomprehensible Being.

Well he's not a light comedy either. I've heard he's really pasta.

6. That human wisdom is not foolishness in the eyes of God; and by the same token, human foolishness can never be wisdom in the eyes of God.

What about God's foolishness - like when he made you?

To God and to man, by any standard, human wisdom is the positive reflection of God's wisdom, and human foolishness, the negative reflection of God's wisdom.

OK - I gotta ask - what the fuck is a negative reflection? Is it like the pre-digital photo you took in the bathroom mirror before selfies became common?

Learn from Jideoni-Charles, to make the so-called heaven here on earth.

Not that you think highly of yourself or anything.....

[LostLocke]

Neither do I believe in God, except that I am not ignorant of the existence of God like the Atheists; I know for sure there is God.

An atheistic theist.
Yeah....No....

Bored.
Next nut case please.

[Alex K]

Neither do I believe in God, except that I am not ignorant of the existence of God like the Atheists; I know for sure there is God.

Watch out for the irrefutable proof, coming on shortly.

Is YWH shorthand for YAWN now?

[jideoni charles]

Alex K,

You know better, rightside left.

[KichigaiNeko]

What should be taught is that there will always be a jideoni charles ready and willing to scam you of your money your time and your life.


BE AWARE OF LOW LIFERS LIKE THIS! THEY ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND WILL GIVE YOU NOTHING BUT GRIEF!




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[jideoni charles]

What should be taught is that there will always be a jideoni charles ready and willing to scam you of your money your time and your life.


BE AWARE OF LOW LIFERS LIKE THIS! THEY ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND WILL GIVE YOU NOTHING BUT GRIEF!




This has been a special Atheistforums.org community announcement in the interests of better global communications.

Are you scared of me?

[Tonus]

Yes, Kichi always bitch-slaps people she's afraid of.

[LostLocke]

Are you scared of me?

The first time someone puts on a frightening mask and jumps from behind a corner, it's scary.
When a ton of people keep putting on the same mask and jumping out from the same corner, it just becomes background noise.

[Alex K]

Alex K,

You know better, rightside left.

OMG how did you know that I'm lefthanded? It's a miracle!