How many Pints of Beer can you have in one night?

[Rob]

I don't like spending very much money so I dont usually go over 5. However, a few weeks ago I found myself at a free bar. I cant remember too much of that night but im quite sure I drank more than 15 pints.

[tavarish]

I don't drink...

[theblindferrengi]

I don't drink...

Ditto, and since there is no option on the poll that indicates this without making you look like a twelve year old...

[Craveman]

My big drinking days are over as the hangovers are just getting too bad these days. It feels pointless wasting a whole day feeling sorry for myself while I could be out doing something outdoors. Hang on, the weather is mostly shit in the UK so guess pub it is...These days I get drunk after only about 5 pints. A mere shadow of my former self.

Here are some phrases that are impossible to say when really drunk (even though you have an above average QI at the time of course)

Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you;
Oh, I just couldn’t – no one wants to hear me sing;
Sorry, but you’re not really my type;
No kebab for me, thank you;
I’m not interested in fighting you;
Good evening, officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?;
Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no rhythm;
Where is the nearest toilet? I can’t possibly vomit in the street;
I must be going home now – I have work in the morning

[downbeatplumb]

I prefer a nice bottle of fine wine.

a nicely chilled white yum.

[AtheistPhil]

The poll isn't very clear I think. Is it how many pints I can drink without passing out or how many pints I generally like to drink during a whole night ?
Anyway I've never tried to make any kind of drinking contest nor am I aware of any sort of personal drinking limit cause I'm always careful with alcohol . But a whole night is like 8 hours so it gets to 1litre/hour which isn't that bad.

Craveman, your list of phrases is so true !

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

I've been watching this thread with much amusement; I think dick swinging contests are both hilarious and pathetic. Very similar to young virgin males boasting about how many sexual encounters they've had.

Real drinkers have no need to boast about their drinking. Nor are most adults at all impressed or entertained by drunks.

Do carry on,I really enjoy the warm glow of moral superiority.




PS; Paddy is a recovering alcoholic.

[Amphora]

Could a admin or mod include in the poll, I don't drink beer as an option, and to the title how many pints can you generally have in a night, please .

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[Autumnlicious]

> Well, the amp is no more. Our president had his birthday and I, finding
> out that the alcohol in a certain Hollywood bar was covered for,
> attempted to match him, drink for drink. By some coincidence, my bed
> happens to overhang my amp, and well, it turns out that electronics and
> vomit do not mix.


The above is a transcript from my communications with a family friend. And yes, it was a metric crap ton of alcohol.

I prefer to stick to other things now.

[Amphora]

The reason I had did this thread was my uncle from Ireland had 15 whole pints of this:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BYX14125JUQ/R0...uiness.jpg and two shots of wiskey, and he could still drive two miles home. I thought this was amazing at the time. To bad I was not old enough to have a pint with my uncle, I was 16 at the time when I went to Ireland with my mum and sis.