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Phatt Matt s Offline
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AF Testimonials
April 1, 2014 at 4:32 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2014 at 4:44 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
I put this in the humor section because there might be some amusing responses but please share your testimony even if it’s as serious as a heart attack or a tear jerker.

So how has Atheist forums changed your life for the better?

Since I’ve been coming here I’ve stopped hanging out with my friends, stopped calling my sponsor, stopped going to meetings, stopped showing up to mass on time, stopped receiving holy communion, increase in blasphemy and repugnance for Religion, mockery of the redemptive work of Jesus Christ, lukewarm and almost nonexistent prayer life,...

... got back into pornography (which I quit in August), major increase in the frequency of masturbation, and a recognition that Religious beliefs are dangerous and irrational (and that to have them only leads to a wasted, dull, and delusional life)

I’m gradually becoming more of an agnostic who will demand that God show himself before I consecrate my life to him.

Also, I posted pornographic images of myself online, thanks to AF, which I haven’t done before. I’m hoping that is a step closer to making a hardcore video with some local sluts.
My urgent message to my fellow Theists is drop the superstitious beliefs and there is a miracle waitin 4 ya right around the corner Big Grin
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RE: AF Testimonials
April 1, 2014 at 8:52 pm
I can be an atheist and an anti-theist and a geek fangirling out FOREVER here and ONLY at Area 69 (or I get banned for like TWO WHOLE DAYS)... all at the same time... Wink
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Chad32 Offline
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RE: AF Testimonials
April 1, 2014 at 9:09 pm
It's been rather cathartic, putting my thoughts out there for other people to read and respond to. I've thought about making threads in the other boards I go to, but this is one geared towards the subject of atheism and religion, so the results are better.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

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http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: AF Testimonials
April 1, 2014 at 9:23 pm
AF stops me from wasting my time playing video games.



Now I come here and waste my time.
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RE: AF Testimonials
April 1, 2014 at 9:23 pm
Did Thunder Cunt just pull off the most elaborate troll ever?

Come to atheist site, be on the fence theistically, post 1000 times in a week, post pictures of you blasting a mirror, say you're becoming more agnostic, jack off like a rabbit, blame it all on AF.org: look what happens when you commune with atheists.... Rolleyes
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ShaMan Offline
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RE: AF Testimonials
April 1, 2014 at 9:30 pm
Being here has solidified for me that the similarities we share outweigh our differences.
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Chad32 Offline
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RE: AF Testimonials
April 1, 2014 at 9:34 pm
(April 1, 2014 at 9:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: AF stops me from wasting my time playing video games.



Now I come here and waste my time.

Amateur. I can waste time on forums AND video games!
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: AF Testimonials
April 1, 2014 at 11:24 pm
(April 1, 2014 at 9:34 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(April 1, 2014 at 9:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: AF stops me from wasting my time playing video games.



Now I come here and waste my time.

Amateur. I can waste time on forums AND video games!
AT THE SAME TIME... with controller in one hand... in case their is porn on the internet... Wink Shades
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RE: AF Testimonials
April 1, 2014 at 11:35 pm
(April 1, 2014 at 11:24 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote:
(April 1, 2014 at 9:34 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Amateur. I can waste time on forums AND video games!
AT THE SAME TIME... with controller in one hand... in case their is porn on the internet... Wink Shades

I do sometimes play a game with the sound off while listening to videos in the background. If the guy is just standing/sitting there talking, and not using images, then I can just listen.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: AF Testimonials
April 1, 2014 at 11:37 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2014 at 11:39 pm by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
*Sigh* being able to use the NES controller in one hand was my favorite thing as a kid...

NO! Not like that!

I was trying to read or drink water while playing video games at the same time... I swear... Angel
Sigh... When I was first reading the Harry Potter series, I was so into it, I tried to read it while drinking from the classroom water fountain at the same time...

My teacher snapped a pic... pretty sure it ended up in the elementary school year book...

Apparently I'm such a LEGEND at that school, even though all the staff and faculty there are all different from when I was actually going to that school...

Whenever I visit, people know who I am, and if they're teachers, they nod in approval...
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