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What's your sign?
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Sun: Leo
Moon: Scorpio Mercury: Virgo Venus: Virgo Mars: Virgo Jupiter: Cancer Saturn: Capricorn Uranus: Capricorn Neptune: Capricorn Pluto:Scorpio Now I researched myself, mostly because I'm bored! Someone explain what this "means" 
It means you're at a loose end and stuck for something to do.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
"Authorised entry only"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
How about "Slippery When Wet"?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Stop drop and roll?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Wanna borrow my sprinkler?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
When people ask me, 'What sign were you born under?' I invariably answer, 'Royal Victoria Hospital - Maternity Ward', then I smash their astrolabe and walk away.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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