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Umm...
#21
RE: Umm...
(May 15, 2014 at 8:47 pm)Godschild Wrote: You guys are really not very observant are you, God gave each of us a physical mom to hold and nurture us, some people act so silly.

GC

Like those who believe in and pray to an evil invisible sky wizard.

RJA

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#22
RE: Umm...
(May 15, 2014 at 8:47 pm)Godschild Wrote: You guys are really not very observant are you, God gave each of us a physical mom to hold and nurture us, some people act so silly.

GC

Wait, but I have a physical dad too. Is God committing adultery?!

Christianity according to Godschild:

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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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#23
RE: Umm...
(May 15, 2014 at 8:47 pm)Godschild Wrote: You guys are really not very observant are you, God gave each of us a physical mom to hold and nurture us, some people act so silly.

GC

The first thing GC has said that actually made me laugh!

Oh GC, have you ever considered being on the stage?

There's one leaving in ten minutes.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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