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Ban the loser above you.
Fidel_Castronaut Away
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
May 20, 2014 at 8:37 am
(May 20, 2014 at 7:57 am)Chas Wrote:
(May 20, 2014 at 5:03 am)Luckie Wrote: No fair! You're a god!

Banned for bowing to false gods.

Banned for insinuating that there is such a thing as 'true' god.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
May 20, 2014 at 9:23 am
(May 20, 2014 at 8:37 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:
(May 20, 2014 at 7:57 am)Chas Wrote: Banned for bowing to false gods.

Banned for insinuating that there is such a thing as 'true' god.

Banned for catching me out and embarrassing me. Angry
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
May 20, 2014 at 10:15 am
(May 20, 2014 at 9:23 am)Chas Wrote:
(May 20, 2014 at 8:37 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Banned for insinuating that there is such a thing as 'true' god.

Banned for catching me out and embarrassing me. Angry

Banned because his sig is way more awesome than mine.
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a goddess, I'm a mother
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
May 20, 2014 at 2:06 pm
Banned because my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
May 20, 2014 at 2:09 pm
(May 20, 2014 at 2:06 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Banned because my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Banned because my life, is better than yours, and I have based this on absolutely nothing aside the wisdom of Kelis.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
May 21, 2014 at 12:17 am
(May 20, 2014 at 2:09 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:
(May 20, 2014 at 2:06 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Banned because my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Banned because my life, is better than yours, and I have based this on absolutely nothing aside the wisdom of Kelis.

Banned because your life is probably better then mine for the moment.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
May 21, 2014 at 3:02 am
(May 21, 2014 at 12:17 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Banned because your life is probably better then mine for the moment.

Banned for giving me the urge to say things like life is what you make it and carpe diem!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
May 21, 2014 at 3:07 am
Banned because I am the one and only Bunny God. And because my milkshake brings all the boys to Quills yard.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
May 21, 2014 at 3:32 am
(May 21, 2014 at 3:07 am)Luckie Wrote: Banned because I am the one and only Bunny God. And because my milkshake brings all the boys to Quills yard.

Banned because your milkshake brings me to the yard.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
May 21, 2014 at 3:35 am
Banned for all the talk of Milkshakes.
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