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Bible Verse Id like to share
#11
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Bah, simple explanation.
I know lots of people who talk out of their asses.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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#12
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(May 13, 2014 at 1:32 pm)BlackSwordsman Wrote:
(May 13, 2014 at 1:06 pm)Godslayer Wrote: Balaam is a douche. Who wouldn't want to converse with a talking ass?

I will tell you what, I bet if my dog started talking to me, I wouldn't threaten to kill it.

My dog has an exclusive pedigree. If he could speak he wouldn't talk to the likes of me.
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#14
RE: Bible Verse Id like to share
Our dog talks about me; does that count?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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