Bible prophecies

[hppavilion]

I'm assuming we only include specific ones, things like Nostradamus's "Leader of the Free World" crap not being count due to the inevitability it will happen eventually? If that's the case, no, not as far as I know so far.

[RobbyPants]

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Well, presumably, whatever writer ( and it almost certainly was not "Matthew") put verse 34 into your godboy's mouth is referring to the passages immediately preceding. Otherwise, "all these things" is what is known grammatically as a "faulty reference."

So let's see what is supposed to happen, shall we?

29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh:

33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.

34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

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I'd say that generation saw fuckall.

Oh no! A failed prophesy (and from Jesus himself)! Say it ain't so!

[Wyrd of Gawd]

There are several passages in the Bible that claim that God had nothing to do with the Commandments. There's one that has the God character saying that he gave the commandments to see if people were dumb enough to follow them. Of course the God character was just a man and not the invisible celestial deity superstitious people imagine.

Proof through the scriptures please.

GC

You really should read your favorite ethnocentric Jewish religious fairy tale if you want to defend it. I suggest you take a year off the forums and read it and take summary notes on each chapter. Then you might be able to appear more knowledgeable. Just saying...

Galatians 3:19 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...V;NET;NKJV

Ezekiel 20:23-26 = http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...V;NET;NKJV

[Silver]

Proof through the scriptures please.

GC

Scripture is not even proof of itself, your irritant gnat.

Please understand the definition of proof before requiring it.

[Fidel_Castronaut]

There are several passages in the Bible that claim that God had nothing to do with the Commandments. There's one that has the God character saying that he gave the commandments to see if people were dumb enough to follow them. Of course the God character was just a man and not the invisible celestial deity superstitious people imagine.

Proof through the scriptures please.

GC

[Godscreated]

Proof through the scriptures please.

GC

You really should read your favorite ethnocentric Jewish religious fairy tale if you want to defend it. I suggest you take a year off the forums and read it and take summary notes on each chapter. Then you might be able to appear more knowledgeable. Just saying...

Galatians 3:19 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...V;NET;NKJV

Ezekiel 20:23-26 = http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...V;NET;NKJV

Those verses prove that the law came from God, you are the one who needs to study scripture, how is it you can be so blind. Did you even read those verses?

GC

[orangebox21]

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Well, presumably, whatever writer ( and it almost certainly was not "Matthew") put verse 34 into your godboy's mouth is referring to the passages immediately preceding. Otherwise, "all these things" is what is known grammatically as a "faulty reference."

So let's see what is supposed to happen, shall we?

29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh:

33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.

34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

I'd say that generation saw fuckall.

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[Rampant.A.I.]

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There are also fresh water shell fish and to answer your question, God gave the commandment.

GC

There are several passages in the Bible that claim that God had nothing to do with the Commandments. There's one that has the God character saying that he gave the commandments to see if people were dumb enough to follow them. Of course the God character was just a man and not the invisible celestial deity superstitious people imagine.

Probably because the commandments are from Egyptian gods.

[Minimalist]

And in verse 34 what generation does the "this" qualify? In other words, to what generation was Jesus speaking of?

Well, since in verse #33 he allegedly says to his fucking "disciples"

33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.

it sure as fuck seems as if he is talking to the people right in front of him!

Of course, it is even clearer in Matty 16:28

28 “Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.”

Which is backed up by Luke 9:27

27 “Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the kingdom of God.”

but you fuckers will have to decide for yourselves which parts of your allegedly inerrant fucking 'scriptures' are errant!

I think it's all full of shit. As are you.

[orangebox21]

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And in verse 34 what generation does the "this" qualify? In other words, to what generation was Jesus speaking of?

Well, since in verse #33 he allegedly says to his fucking "disciples"

33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.

it sure as fuck seems as if he is talking to the people right in front of him!

Of course, it is even clearer in Matty 16:28

28 “Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.”

Which is backed up by Luke 9:27

27 “Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the kingdom of God.”

but you fuckers will have to decide for yourselves which parts of your allegedly inerrant fucking 'scriptures' are errant!

I think it's all full of shit. As are you.

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