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Going to Hell is your choice!

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Going to Hell is your choice!
tavarish Offline
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Going to Hell is your choice!
May 8, 2010 at 2:52 am (This post was last modified: May 8, 2010 at 3:02 am by tavarish.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULuozIfG7...re=related

Quick rundown:

* A girl tells her friend she's going to church, something she frequently does.

* A guy does a drug deal and it goes bad

* Two guys with knives attack the drug dealer

* Girl walks by, they grab her and stab her in the throat.

* God says "Sorry, wrong belief LOL" and sends her to Hell for being a good person

* Drug dealer gets stabbed in the stomach

* A portly kid with a gap in his teeth the size of an airplane hangar walks by and sees him bleeding.

*He calls 9/11, hangs up, and starts proselytizing.

I'll repeat that.

The guy is fucking BLEEDING TO DEATH and the douchebag that happened to walk by isn't doing anything to help, he's just telling him to pray to God so he can get in heaven.

* Drug dealer dies, God awaits him with open arms. He yells "Praise you!" because he got into heaven while being a rampant shithead all his life.


Why the fuck do people believe in this again?
Another great one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpQiELYTE...re=related

Apparently it would have been better to let the crazed maniac blow your brains all over the side of the road before raping and murdering your wife.

I seriously don't get what the fuck this has to do with anything.

I'd say anything to make sure I wasn't harmed by a fanatical gunman.
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RE: Going to Hell is your choice!
May 8, 2010 at 4:35 am
So she was a good little churchie and STILL didn't get into heaven.

Very choosey type this god person.
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RE: Going to Hell is your choice!
May 8, 2010 at 5:19 am
Are these people fraggin magicians or somthin? I mean wow how do they get to non-exsistant places.. IM IMPRESSED Smile lolz
Did I make a good point? thumbs up Smile I cant help it I'm a Kudos whore. P.S. Jesus is a MYTH.
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RE: Going to Hell is your choice!
May 8, 2010 at 7:33 am
I don't think I will know anyone in heaven. Why would I want to go there?
"On Earth as it is in Heaven, the Cosmic Roots of the Bible" available on the Amazon.
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RE: Going to Hell is your choice!
May 8, 2010 at 7:38 am
(May 8, 2010 at 7:33 am)LEDO Wrote: I don't think I will know anyone in heaven. Why would I want to go there?

Yep and the devil has all the best music.



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RE: Going to Hell is your choice!
May 8, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Quote:Why the fuck do people believe in this again?


Because they are fucking stupid!
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RE: Going to Hell is your choice!
May 9, 2010 at 4:47 am
The worst thing about heaven is that it will be full of christians.
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RE: Going to Hell is your choice!
May 9, 2010 at 4:50 am
(May 9, 2010 at 4:47 am)Zen Badger Wrote: The worst thing about heaven is that it will be full of christians.

But hardly any priests.
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RE: Going to Hell is your choice!
May 13, 2010 at 5:38 am
(May 8, 2010 at 7:33 am)LEDO Wrote: I don't think I will know anyone in heaven. Why would I want to go there?


Me neither,but I keep hearing the most appalling human beings claiming they're going there.They tend to be people upon whom one would decline to urinate upon were they ablaze.


Quote:Heaven for the climate, hell for the company (Mark Twain)
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RE: Going to Hell is your choice!
May 13, 2010 at 2:28 pm
(May 9, 2010 at 4:47 am)Zen Badger Wrote: The worst thing about heaven is that it will be full of christians.

No just jews.Cool Shades



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