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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 25, 2014 at 1:27 am
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You know, I've never had Mormons try to convert me. Jehovah's Witness, yes. But Mormons? There ain't no Mooohmuhn's in my neck of the woods!
That is until I moved to Little Rock. There are Mormons here. But they still haven't tried to convert me.
I kinda feel left out. 
But when the Jehovah's Witness have tried, they end up finding there's nothing they can teach be about the Bible. I was raised on that book. So, unlike the usual angry unbeliever they expect to find, they find a young, hansom (if he does say so himself), polite man well versed in Biblical matters. I'll smile, talk to them for a while, and then they'll leave. Next time I plan to invite them in for tea. Tell them I'd love to do a Bible study with them (they love Bible studies), as long as they're willing to hear some differing opinions about what various passages mean.
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 25, 2014 at 1:35 am
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Jehovah Witnesses came to my door a few months ago. I would have talked to them but my girlfriend stepped in front of me, said "No, no, no," and shut the door.
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 25, 2014 at 1:40 am
When I lived at home, I had to make sure it was me that talked to the JW and not my mother. She would often get pretty rude with them. Illogically so.
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 25, 2014 at 5:06 am
I answered a pair of women JW's on my boxer shorts when I was younger. They made an 180 degree rotation and left in a hurry without trying their usual rethoric. WTF? don't they go to the beach or something? Plenty of men in shorts there.
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 25, 2014 at 5:11 am
Heh. 'Missionary.'
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 25, 2014 at 5:15 am
(June 25, 2014 at 5:11 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Heh. 'Missionary.'
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why are they named after a sex position?
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Re: RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 25, 2014 at 6:59 am
(June 25, 2014 at 1:35 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Jehovah Witnesses came to my door a few months ago. I would have talked to them but my girlfriend stepped in front of me, said "No, no, no," and shut the door.
I get the same reaction, along with being dragged away from street preachers.
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 25, 2014 at 7:24 pm
(June 25, 2014 at 1:35 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Jehovah Witnesses came to my door a few months ago. I would have talked to them but my girlfriend stepped in front of me, said "No, no, no," and shut the door.
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 25, 2014 at 7:27 pm
(June 25, 2014 at 6:59 am)StuW Wrote: (June 25, 2014 at 1:35 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Jehovah Witnesses came to my door a few months ago. I would have talked to them but my girlfriend stepped in front of me, said "No, no, no," and shut the door.
I get the same reaction, along with being dragged away from street preachers.
I've got the same thing when I'm with friends and we see people prosletyzing.
Me: "Oooooh, street preaching chew toy!"
Friends, "For fuck sake, Beccs! NO!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 25, 2014 at 8:40 pm
I have been known to roll down the car window and yell "Go gettem brethren!!" when I see the Mormon boys out cruising for the lord.
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