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God is terrified of buildings

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God is terrified of buildings
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RE: God is terrified of buildings
June 27, 2014 at 8:11 pm
God couldn't sink the Titanic. It was made of iron.

Interesting how the ship was "designed to challenge God", yet her sister ships Olympic and Britannic, not to mention the later and even larger Queen Mary, were all left alone.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: God is terrified of buildings
June 27, 2014 at 9:38 pm
Germans didn't seem to have a problem sinking Britannic, though.
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RE: God is terrified of buildings
June 27, 2014 at 9:49 pm
Ah, but they had explosives. All this "God" ever has is lightning and earthquakes. Or biological weapons that would make "him" a war criminal.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: God is terrified of buildings
June 27, 2014 at 10:17 pm
Napoleon said something like - "If thunderbolts were available they should be preferable to cannon."
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RE: God is terrified of buildings
June 27, 2014 at 10:24 pm
And look what happened to him.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: God is terrified of buildings
June 27, 2014 at 10:28 pm (This post was last modified: June 27, 2014 at 10:30 pm by Wyrd of Gawd.)
(June 27, 2014 at 7:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:And god responded: "If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan will be impossible to them."


One wonders why that would bother a "god."

Sounds like a real pussy.
The "god" was just a man who was trying to manage threats to his empire. It's why we have so many conflicts and wars around the world today. The people in charge (gods) are trying to keep the rabble from uniting against them so they stir up trouble just like the Babylonian Emperor did against the Jews who were trying to become a major force in his empire.

The parallel to the Tower of Babel story is in Exodus chapter 1:8-14.
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June 28, 2014 at 12:57 am
(June 27, 2014 at 10:24 pm)Stimbo Wrote: And look what happened to him.

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