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Your revelation

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Your revelation
Violet Offline
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#21
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 8:13 pm (This post was last modified: July 13, 2014 at 8:14 pm by Violet.)
'Poop is chocolate. Eat your shit and die of dehydration, nooby nooblords.'
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#22
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 8:34 pm
(July 13, 2014 at 6:31 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: What would your message be?

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#23
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 8:53 pm (This post was last modified: July 13, 2014 at 8:55 pm by Angrboda.)
"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently." (Nietzsche)

oh and... wash your hands at least once a day.
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#24
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 9:06 pm
"Live well and let others live well."
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#25
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 9:12 pm
Figs.



F-I-G-S



I HATE FIGS !!!!
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Jenny A Offline
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#26
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 9:15 pm
Draft your laws the way you would draft them if you had not yet been born and did not know what your gender, race, sexual orientation, station in life, language, religion, or nationality would be.

Heck if I'm the almighty, I could have a committee of the not yet born do just that.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#27
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 9:18 pm
"I know this won't mean anything to you right now, but my first and only commandment is: give Ken Ham the slap of his life from me."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#28
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 9:27 pm (This post was last modified: July 13, 2014 at 9:28 pm by Dystopia.)
My reaction as god to the stupidity of my creation:

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- I never intended any of you to do half the shit you did, dammit humans did you really think Jesus was my son? And a pedophile arab prophet? Seriously?
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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#29
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 9:31 pm
(July 13, 2014 at 9:18 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "I know this won't mean anything to you right now, but my first and only commandment is: give Ken Ham the slap of his life from me."

"Mrs Ham, abortion is your friend!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#30
RE: Your revelation
July 14, 2014 at 2:53 am
(July 13, 2014 at 6:38 pm)Blackout Wrote: I'd replace mankind with a better species.

Based on the story some of the angels aren't worth a damn either. God didn't have any better luck with his own kids so he killed them all. That guy has some serious issues.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se...V;ERV;NKJV
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