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#1
Revelation
January 22, 2015 at 12:05 am
I had a revelation. If you post on this thread saying I believe, then cometh judgement day, you will be saved!

Com'on, Get posting now! I will confirm after you post if you made it!
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RE: Revelation
January 22, 2015 at 12:06 am
I don't believe.
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RE: Revelation
January 22, 2015 at 12:07 am
I believe I'll have another bong hit.
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#4
RE: Revelation
January 22, 2015 at 12:08 am
You both ain't making it. Sorry try again!
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RE: Revelation
January 22, 2015 at 12:09 am (This post was last modified: January 22, 2015 at 12:11 am by 404NotFound.)
I believe you're a superstitious moron.
There, because I said believe, when the flying spaghetti monster comes spitting jalapeno fire, I'll be wearing my invisible nomex atheist protector.
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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#6
RE: Revelation
January 22, 2015 at 12:10 am
(January 22, 2015 at 12:08 am)JesusChristLover Wrote: You both ain't making it. Sorry try again!

Good. Best news I've heard all day.
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RE: Revelation
January 22, 2015 at 12:12 am (This post was last modified: January 22, 2015 at 12:13 am by dyresand.)
I do not believe you or the bible. Instead of me wording it out i believe a OP over at exchristianforums already has done it. http://www.ex-christian.net/topic/23626-...MB4dkfF9HU
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RE: Revelation
January 22, 2015 at 12:13 am
I believe Imma commit heinous acts of fornication shortly.
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#9
RE: Revelation
January 22, 2015 at 12:19 am
So, god's lowered himself to saving people in forum threads?

I believe that's dumb.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Revelation
January 22, 2015 at 12:24 am
I believe


That the OP is a troll.
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