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Hello all of my new logical thinking friends!

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Hello all of my new logical thinking friends!
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RE: Hello all of my new logical thinking friends!
July 24, 2014 at 12:05 am
(July 23, 2014 at 10:06 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Hello Sarah.

Have you heard the good news about Jesus?

He's dead. Great news.

Howdy, Sarah.
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RE: Hello all of my new logical thinking friends!
July 24, 2014 at 12:06 am
(July 24, 2014 at 12:02 am)ignoramus Wrote: Now we guys are curious?
What do athiest woman scream when having an orgasm?
OH GOD?
Thinking

They scream : "OH BIG BANG"

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RE: Hello all of my new logical thinking friends!
July 24, 2014 at 12:12 am
(July 23, 2014 at 10:34 pm)Jenny A Wrote:
(July 23, 2014 at 10:04 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Is there anyone here who isn't gay or lezzo?
(Jim looks around and realises he is alone and quietly leaves)

Um yeah. I'm pretty darn hetero.
Same here!

(July 23, 2014 at 10:34 pm)Jenny A Wrote:
(July 23, 2014 at 10:00 pm)lezbehonest Wrote: Hey, I'm Sarah. In a nutshell, my religious beliefs are simple: I'm an Atheist, very devoted to science and logic. Christianity is the religion I know most about, and it's the one I dislike the most.

Nice to meet you all and happy posting!

Welcome Sarah. We don't have quite as many woman of any sexual persuasion as I'd like to see here. Please be vocal.
Definitely! Not enough women around here! Big Grin

Welcome aboard lezbehonest.

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RE: Hello all of my new logical thinking friends!
July 24, 2014 at 12:27 am
Mmm yay I love when the newbies are ladies. Hello nice to meet you welcome to the forum Big Grin
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RE: Hello all of my new logical thinking friends!
July 24, 2014 at 1:37 am
Welcome

Join in!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Re: RE: Hello all of my new logical thinking friends!
July 24, 2014 at 2:13 am
(July 24, 2014 at 12:05 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(July 23, 2014 at 10:06 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Hello Sarah.

Have you heard the good news about Jesus?

He's dead. Great news.

Howdy, Sarah.
Lies from the pit of hell! Jesus loves you. Repent before it's too late!
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RE: Hello all of my new logical thinking friends!
July 24, 2014 at 4:22 am
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RE: Hello all of my new logical thinking friends!
July 24, 2014 at 4:58 am
Hi from western OZ

If you think you hate Christianity, wait til you learn about Islam.

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RE: Hello all of my new logical thinking friends!
July 24, 2014 at 8:20 am
Welcome from the UK!

Please don't worry about ignoramus or GBD: sex on the brain, you see.

In addition to Losty's cookies, you should try Luckie's biscuits. Top notch.
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RE: Hello all of my new logical thinking friends!
July 24, 2014 at 9:45 am
You make it sound like there's something wrong with having sex on the brain. Big Grin
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