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Hello... I'm New Here
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Hello... I'm New Here
Hello Everyone,

I'm new to the forums, and I'm looking forward to some interesting reading and discussion.  Popcorn
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(October 29, 2021 at 4:39 pm)ABQ505 Wrote: Hello Everyone,

I'm new to the forums, and I'm looking forward to some interesting reading and discussion.  Popcorn

We'll need DNA samples, fingerprints, social security number, ownership of your first born. 

Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tags off of your mattress. Booze to the left, hookers to the right, and theists in the basement.
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Welcome, ABQ.
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Welcome to the forum!

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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You should have turned left at ABQ.

Welcome.
 “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ~Albert Einstein                                                 
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Welcome Woof.

I'll try not to be to ruff.

(lame dad jokes)
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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Welcome! Why don’t you tell us a little bit about yourself?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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(October 29, 2021 at 4:55 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: You should have turned left at ABQ.

Welcome.

Someone is aware of Bugs Bunny.
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Welcome.

I hope you enjoy yourself here.
Dying to live, living to die.
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Welcome aboard.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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