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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
Clueless Morgan Offline
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#6151
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2014 at 9:46 pm
Banned because this is can easily get ridiculous
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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Jenny A Offline
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#6152
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2014 at 9:49 pm
Banned for banning for reasons as weird as your city claims to be.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#6153
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2014 at 11:08 pm (This post was last modified: August 6, 2014 at 11:10 pm by Violet.)
(August 6, 2014 at 5:12 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Banned for being just a little lunch when I want a great big lunch.

But a little lunch is a proper lesbian portion... a great big lunch will fill you up so full your stomach will develop a stomache. Undecided

You're banned for wanting to hurt yourself. Please understand: this ban is meant to keep you safe.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#6154
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2014 at 11:16 pm
Banned for assuming girls can turn into cows!
Double ban for offering protection! That's god's job!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Violet Offline
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#6155
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2014 at 11:18 pm
Firstly, you're banned for not understanding that girls can turn into sows.
Finally, you're banned for not understanding that I'm doing my damn job.
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Losty Offline
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#6156
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2014 at 11:18 pm (This post was last modified: August 6, 2014 at 11:20 pm by Losty.)
(August 6, 2014 at 11:16 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Banned for assuming girls can turn into cows!
Double ban for offering protection! That's god's job!

Banned for not realizing that Alice is god.




Eta. Alice is banned for being the only purple lilly of my dreams.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Violet Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2014 at 11:24 pm
Banned for not having dreams of purple flower gardens and plains of flowering plants of the spectrum entailed within the Snork.
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Losty Offline
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#6158
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2014 at 11:32 pm
Banned because I had to switch to full version to post this.


(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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StealthySkeptic Offline
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#6159
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2014 at 11:53 pm
Banned because I just returned after a nice weekend with the girlfriend. Smile
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2014 at 11:53 pm
Banned because that's great but no reason to ban me. Jeesh
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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