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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
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#7041
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 2, 2014 at 11:36 am (This post was last modified: September 2, 2014 at 11:37 am by vorlon13.)
Banned for prurient desire !!!
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desires
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Losty Offline
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#7042
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 2, 2014 at 11:54 am
Banned for a valid correction. :p
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#7043
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 2, 2014 at 11:55 am
Banned for needing a (rod of) correction.

(Dammit, I shouldn't mention rods in the immediate vicinities of Losty)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Losty Offline
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#7044
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 2, 2014 at 12:05 pm
A rod of correction....yes, please Angel

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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 2, 2014 at 12:43 pm
Banned because if someone offers you the rod of correction, at least give a reason for banning him Tongue
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 2, 2014 at 12:59 pm
Banned Angel



I need to make sure you know how to use it hehe Tongue
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#7047
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 2, 2014 at 1:03 pm
Banned because if you have a mustard seed of faith then you'll see the magnificent results of knocking Wink
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#7048
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 2, 2014 at 1:06 pm
(September 2, 2014 at 1:03 pm)oukoida Wrote: Banned because if you have a mustard seed of faith then you'll see the magnificent results of knocking Wink

Banned because mustard is fucking gross.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 2, 2014 at 1:15 pm
Banned because it's not as bad as ketchup. Yuck
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#7050
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 2, 2014 at 1:22 pm
(September 2, 2014 at 1:15 pm)Losty Wrote: Banned because it's not as bad as ketchup. Yuck

Banned for being more wrong than anyone in the universe ever.
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