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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned because I would if it wasn't a google image
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
Banned for googling illegal images on account of obesity.
Banned for harping about legalities
Banned for not wearing undies...apparently we have to give a brief reason.
And don't even attempt to lie and tell us that you do.
Skid marked and everything.
Banned for inducing too much information
Banned because the patron saint of the city where I study is Santa Claus
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned because we don't give a crap about your patron saint.
Banned for being a meanie
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
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