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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 21, 2014 at 8:09 am
You have no internet
Unlimited radiation resistance
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 22, 2014 at 1:32 pm
But, you are 99 years old so it doesn't matter much :/
Unlimited free time
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 22, 2014 at 1:39 pm
Oh, you'll have plenty of free time down here....IN "THE HOLE"! *slides food slot shut*
Unlimited already made caffeinated coffee for me only.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 22, 2014 at 11:58 pm
But they're all of cats dying horribly. MOOHAHA!
Unlimited free fart noises.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 23, 2014 at 4:01 am
They're all the results of real farts, and you end up dead from hydrogen sulfide poisoning.
Unlimited immunity to poison.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 23, 2014 at 11:47 am
Big boa is amused
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 23, 2014 at 6:11 pm
But you die today.
Unlimited ability to teach anything to anyone.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 23, 2014 at 6:44 pm
But no one to actually teach it to.
Unlimited ability to instantly learn the contents of a book by just touching it
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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