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Ban the loser above you.
RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned because, heh, nice job banning people who do nice things! Angry
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
You're banned for not volunteering for the orgy
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned because I'm a bit too distant for that, but I'll gladly watch.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned for not also volunteering to be the cabana boy
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned for supporting moral decay
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned because you secretly want to be the cabana boy.

And even it the task suits you well, you're still banned.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned for banning thy lord. you transgressor
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
I have but banned a mere cabana boy




AGAIN !!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Inta mamnúc mák kalb (sorry!)
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
La fessac' d la b'cchin d mamt

Sorry
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Reply



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