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Poll: Would you take the blue pill or the red pill?
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Movies: The Matrix
#11
RE: Movies: The Matrix
(October 18, 2014 at 5:20 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Never saw the films (Keanu Reeves has replaced Adam Sandler on my list of All Time Worst Piece Of Shit Actors In Film History). Quickly then, what do the pills do?

Boru

I think a lynching is in order for such blasphemy as insulting adam sandler.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#12
RE: Movies: The Matrix
If my options in life were to attend an Adam Sandler film festival, or to be thrown off the summit of the Matterhorn and not stop falling until I arrived in some part of Switzerland where they weren't expecting me, I'd dust off the old lederhosen right now.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#13
RE: Movies: The Matrix
(October 18, 2014 at 5:20 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Never saw the films (Keanu Reeves has replaced Adam Sandler on my list of All Time Worst Piece Of Shit Actors In Film History). Quickly then, what do the pills do?

Boru

In order to do that, we would first have to explain what the Matrix is, and it is abundantly made clear in the film that that's apparently impossible if you haven't seen it yourself (*).
One pill lets you comfily stay in there, the other lets you wake up in a puddle of goo, then it makes floooosh and you get to smell reality's ass .

(*) Except that it basically is a big computer simulation of reality in which all humans are trapped while actually lieing in pods of goo in some post-apocalyptic wasteland controlled by the machines.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#14
RE: Movies: The Matrix
That's a synopsis I can work with. I'll opt for the reality goo. Ta for the help.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#15
RE: Movies: The Matrix
(October 18, 2014 at 5:34 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If my options in life were to attend an Adam Sandler film festival, or to be thrown off the summit of the Matterhorn and not stop falling until I arrived in some part of Switzerland where they weren't expecting me, I'd dust off the old lederhosen right now.

Boru

Well landing in switzerland would not be so bad. Provided the swiss were not scraping me off the ground with a forks
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#16
RE: Movies: The Matrix
What if you do land safely in Switzerland, just to come face to face with the actual Adam Sandler on one of his snowboarding trips? Thinking
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
- Lau Tzu

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#17
RE: Movies: The Matrix
(October 18, 2014 at 6:01 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: What if you do land safely in Switzerland, just to come face to face with the actual Adam Sandler on one of his snowboarding trips? Thinking

I'd try again, and opt to be thrown off the Italian side.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#18
RE: Movies: The Matrix
to do that you'll have to get away from AS first...
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
- Lau Tzu

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#19
RE: Movies: The Matrix
(October 18, 2014 at 6:09 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 18, 2014 at 6:01 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: What if you do land safely in Switzerland, just to come face to face with the actual Adam Sandler on one of his snowboarding trips? Thinking

I'd try again, and opt to be thrown off the Italian side.

Boru

Then you got to deal with the pope.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#20
RE: Movies: The Matrix
Dealing with the pope shouldn't be too problematic unless you are an underage male
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
- Lau Tzu

Join me on atheistforums Slack Cool Shades (pester tibs via pm if you need invite) Tongue

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