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RE: Movies: The Matrix
October 18, 2014 at 5:25 am
(October 18, 2014 at 5:20 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Never saw the films (Keanu Reeves has replaced Adam Sandler on my list of All Time Worst Piece Of Shit Actors In Film History). Quickly then, what do the pills do?
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I think a lynching is in order for such blasphemy as insulting adam sandler.
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RE: Movies: The Matrix
October 18, 2014 at 5:34 am
If my options in life were to attend an Adam Sandler film festival, or to be thrown off the summit of the Matterhorn and not stop falling until I arrived in some part of Switzerland where they weren't expecting me, I'd dust off the old lederhosen right now.
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RE: Movies: The Matrix
October 18, 2014 at 5:36 am
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(October 18, 2014 at 5:20 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Never saw the films (Keanu Reeves has replaced Adam Sandler on my list of All Time Worst Piece Of Shit Actors In Film History). Quickly then, what do the pills do?
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In order to do that, we would first have to explain what the Matrix is, and it is abundantly made clear in the film that that's apparently impossible if you haven't seen it yourself (*).
One pill lets you comfily stay in there, the other lets you wake up in a puddle of goo, then it makes floooosh and you get to smell reality's ass .
(*) Except that it basically is a big computer simulation of reality in which all humans are trapped while actually lieing in pods of goo in some post-apocalyptic wasteland controlled by the machines.
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RE: Movies: The Matrix
October 18, 2014 at 5:40 am
That's a synopsis I can work with. I'll opt for the reality goo. Ta for the help.
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RE: Movies: The Matrix
October 18, 2014 at 5:51 am
(October 18, 2014 at 5:34 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If my options in life were to attend an Adam Sandler film festival, or to be thrown off the summit of the Matterhorn and not stop falling until I arrived in some part of Switzerland where they weren't expecting me, I'd dust off the old lederhosen right now.
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Well landing in switzerland would not be so bad. Provided the swiss were not scraping me off the ground with a forks
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RE: Movies: The Matrix
October 18, 2014 at 6:01 am
What if you do land safely in Switzerland, just to come face to face with the actual Adam Sandler on one of his snowboarding trips? 
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RE: Movies: The Matrix
October 18, 2014 at 6:09 am
(October 18, 2014 at 6:01 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: What if you do land safely in Switzerland, just to come face to face with the actual Adam Sandler on one of his snowboarding trips?
I'd try again, and opt to be thrown off the Italian side.
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RE: Movies: The Matrix
October 18, 2014 at 6:29 am
to do that you'll have to get away from AS first...
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RE: Movies: The Matrix
October 18, 2014 at 6:35 am
(October 18, 2014 at 6:09 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (October 18, 2014 at 6:01 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: What if you do land safely in Switzerland, just to come face to face with the actual Adam Sandler on one of his snowboarding trips?
I'd try again, and opt to be thrown off the Italian side.
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Then you got to deal with the pope.
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RE: Movies: The Matrix
October 18, 2014 at 6:38 am
Dealing with the pope shouldn't be too problematic unless you are an underage male
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